So I'm not going to lie I pretty much waited in my room for the weekend to come so I can see Justin. I sit in my room everyday and watch Bob's Burgers to pass by time. Tbh I'm Tina af. She my spirit animal. Well anyways so I wait for the weekend to come not because I'm madly in love with Justin and want the date so hard. I want it so I can make Harry jealous when I flaunt my new relationship in front of him. Yeah I guess I'm kind of using Justin for his beautiful model looks. I'm using him as hard as Justin bieber uses condoms in fanfictions when the secks. Ok well Justin is really hot but if I did "date" him he would soon realize I'm not his type. his type is beautiful beach goddesses who loves to workout and and eat that kale shit. I'm into kush (broccoli) not kale so. So when the Saturday rolls around I get dressed in my Sunday best! I look like Jesus would tell me "like damn gurl u hella blessed luk at dat cat eye eyeliner." I am dressed and I am bored and I don't want to leave yet so I check Twitter I chuckle and gurgle at my screen because my bio, "single and ready to mingle but taken by God ;)" anyways I open the door to see Justin about to knock and he knocks on my face. What the ...r u...ok. Smh dum boy doesn't even luk at what he has done. Ok Laila calm yourself just fake it until you make it laugh it off don't fart until he leaves that would be bad just be like ooh HAHHA lmao deez nuts hah that was funny lets go onto our date.
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De TodoHe was just a four year old when I first saw him. You know what they say if he's four I'm four. Harry styles/ Caillou fanfiction
