Dtf like caillou

Chapter 3

My name is Laila I have been watching caillou since I was three and I'm a caillou addict. That's something I would say if I went to the support groups for addictions and obsessions my family have all begged me to go to. They all told me it was time to get over him he isn't real, never was but I always held on to that glimmer of hope that one day my dark knight would arrive. That day was today. As I gazed up from my phone I saw the almost dimples forming on his porcelain skin. He smiled down at me and his ocean blue eyes sparkled at me. He opened his beautifully sculpted lips and said, "Sir - oh I mean man - oh shit I mean mam ugh I'm such a mess." He grimaced and continued, "Sorry can I just have the time?" I sat in awe looking at him for a moment and replied, "You can have more than just the time if you know what I mean." I panicked like did I just say that I have been waiting all my life to talk to my dark knight and I just used a weird ass pick up line I am mentally shaking my head. I quickly said after, "oh shit I mean it's 4:20 blazing it- wait I mean I'm sorry it's actually 2:48. I'm just really flustered right now I'm sorry I have to shit bye."
With all this adrenaline and panic that was the first thing that came to my mind. I got up and ran to the bathroom leaving my dark knight looking extremely confused. I locked the door and recalled all the events that just happened. I slapped myself for acting so stupid. I quickly peek out of the bathroom to see if he is still there but he has disappeared. My face falls as I realize he just left. I gather my stuff from the bathroom and walk out of the cozy coffee place and return home.