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me: hi

unknown: um who is this

me: not telling u my name, stalker

unknown:...now I remember

me: sure.

unknown: why r u texting me

me: because I've just moved to a city and know absolutely no one and my friends are all busy

unknown: ...ok then

me: this is the part of the cliche wattpad book where we realize that we know each other

unknown: do u live in America?

me: nope

unknown: well, that part isn't coming true

me: oh well

me: i know the country u live in now

unknown: and i'm the stalker?????

me: yes, we've already covered this

unknown: see ya stalker girl

me: that's my thing. go find your own thing, copycat

unknown: -_-

me: seriously though, it's much cuter when I do it

unknown: is not

me: you're very childish

unknown: says the girl who won't stop calling me 'stalker'

me: it's endearing

unknown: the definition of stalker is a person who stealthily hunts or pursues an animal or another person.

me: I guess it is a bit exaggerated

unknown: exactly!

me: but I don't really care

me: see you tomorrow?

unknown: sure

unknown: but only because I want you to stop calling me a stalker

me: you're very self-conscious

me: mr. stalker

unknown: gah!

me: hey, I upgraded you to a mr.

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