unknown: hi
me: hello
unknown: i just realized that u might be a 40 year old guy
me: that hurts, mr stalker
unknown: ...i sense sarcasm
me: it's texting. u can't possibly sense sarcasm
me: it was sarcasm though
unknown: knew it, wrong number girl
me: wrong number girl
me: are you serious or has your mother just dropped you too many times as a baby
unknown: it's your new nickname
unknown: and hey!
me: ...lame, stalker
unknown: whatever
me: you're losing this
unknown: when did it become a competition?
me: since you started coming up with these awful nicknames
unknown: oh, like stalker is any better
me: it makes sense and is less of a mouthful than "wrong number girl"
me: that sounds like a lame DC comics superhero
unknown: hey, don't you dare talk trash about DC
me: Marvel is better
unknown: take that back!
me: you're entitled to your wrong opinion
unknown: you got that off of tumblr, didn't you
me: no comment
unknown: knew it
me: no comment
unknown: stop that would you
me: no comment
unknown: seriously, stop
me: I am ordered not to say anything by my publicist
unknown: who are you? miley cyrus after the 2013 VMA's
me: maybe
unknown: if so then you look hot as a blonde
me: why thank you
me: but i like my brown hair better
unknown: eh...she looked better blonde
me: I've got the beeeeessst of both worlds!
unknown: damn you, that's going to be stuck in my head for the next few days
me: you are very welcome you stalker
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if only {rewritten}
Fiksi Remajathey started one night because of a wrong number she called him a stalker for some insane reason, they kept texting each other fate is tricky if only it had been different {completed} graphics by @punctuated
