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unknown: i got a new girlfriend

me: ...it has been 1 day since u got single

me: what are you? a middle-schooler?

unknown: what can i say i'm really hot

me: -_-

me: I doubt that

me: so, how much did you pay her

unknown: your lack of faith is insulting

unknown: I'm very charming, for your information

me: getting a bit cocky are we?

unknown: yup, every time i think if my girlfriend

me: tmi, stalker

me: and that kind of didn't make sense

unknown: whatever, text girl

me: lame-o

unknown: you just jealous of my great nicknames

me: as if

unknown: you're so jelly

me: jelly?

me: oh god, you're so lame that I can't text you anymore

unknown: hello?

unknown: text girl?

unknown: rude

unknown: why u gotta be so ruuuudeee

unknown: ok then bye

unknown: tomorrow again right?

me: yeah

unknown: knew you couldn't stay away ;)

unknown: sorry, that last one was kind of inappropriate

unknown: see you later

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