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me: hi

unknown: hello :)

me: so...it's been a full two days

me: have you gotten another girlfriend yet?

unknown: no i'm staying single for a while

me: alright

unknown: so...last time, I swear

unknown: what's your name?

me: are you fucking with me?

me: oh god

me: just go ahead and say it

unknown: I'd like to. :D

unknown: sorry

unknown: but I am serious

me: fine

unknown: what what what

unknown: is the sky green, is grass blue

unknown: is raisin bran good?!

me: hahaha. -_-

unknown: ;)

unknown: you are actually doing this?

me: yup

me: my name is Liza

me: ok done

unknown: how old are you

me: slow down there, stalker

unknown: sorry

me: it's fine

me: what's your name then

unknown: Ian

me: hi, Ian

ian: hi, Liza

me: this is weird

ian: agreed

me: soooo...I basically just gave you my hand in marriage lol

ian: well, I do know a nice wedding chapel in vegas...

me: does it have one of those elvis pastors?

ian: that's just an exaggeration

ian: but yes

me: cool

ian: I'm planning a wedding with a girl who's name I didn't know until now

me: your life is very pathetic

ian: you make it a bit awesomer though

me: I know

me: and thanks

ian: :)

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