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me: remember our first conversation?

unknown: no

me: liar, liar, pants ablaze

unknown: ?

me: it's too cliche to say pants on fire

me: you're embarrassed aren't you

unknown: whatever

me: alright then, captain stalker

unknown: captain stalker?

unknown: glad to know i've been promoted

me: can u believe that we've only known each other for two weeks?

me: how's your girlfriend

unknown: we broke up

me: ...are you sure you aren't a middle-schooler

unknown: hey, what can i say

unknown: i want true love

me: are you sure you're a boy?

unknown: man*

me: man-child*

unknown: -_-

me: ;)

unknown: >:(

me: 8====)

unknown: :O

me: XD

unknown: inappropriate!

me: lol.

me: we're friends right

unknown: sure why not, text girl

me: it's still as lame as I remember

unknown: ;)

me: :/

unknown: :D

me: bye, cutie

unknown: what?

me: sorry, cunt*

unknown: that's more like you.

me: glad to know you have me all figured out

unknown: no problem

unknown: hey

me: yeah?

unknown: could you please stop calling me stalker?

me: i don't think I'll ever stop

unknown: ok, then :)

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