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me: hey

unknown: oh now you wanna talk to me

me: no, i'm not talking to u

me: i'm texting u

me: duh

unknown: whatever text girl

me: again with that nickname?

unknown: yes

unknown: how's your life

me: good, I'm a millionaire, but I'm slowly coming to terms with that

unknown: that's a cryptic answer

unknown: I'm curious

me: good curious or bad curious

unknown: i don't know good curious?

me: good curious means that your a 35 year old pedophile who's spotted a young girl

unknown: wtf

unknown: what is wrong with you

me: an assortment of things

unknown: I need holy water now

me: you're acting like I'm the devil

unknown: you are

me: well, then, see you soon

unknown: what

unknown: oh.

unknown: you mean in the underworld

me: the underworld?

me: are you so much of wimp that you can't even say hell?

unknown: hey, it's a bad word

me: dude

me: you just talked to me about getting a boner for your girlfriend yesterday

me: you lost your innocence a long time ago

unknown: fuck you

me: ooooooooo

me: BAD WORD

me: hello?

me: stalker?

me: oh

me: this is your revenge, huh

me: I knew were childish

me: god, I'm way past the double-texting point

me: well, if you happen to get kidnapped, I'm not going to save your unworthy ass

me: just saying

me: ok, bye

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