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----------Billy and stu were laying in bed at 3 am in the morning.
Stu -" spines are social construct"
Billy -" what?"
Stu -" like what purpose do they have?"
Stu -"hold on, just hear me out. You know those wiggly things at the gas station "
Billy -" the inflatable tube mans?"
Stu -" yes. Those. Why don't we function like that?"
Stu-" they just *unintelligible flopping noises * all day. Wouldn't it be great to live like that?"
Billy, starting to wheeze, " but how would we walk then?"
Stu -"like *more flopping noises, wiggling his arms in the air* wouldn't that be cool?"
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Billy loomis x stu macher || one-shots || book four
Fanficthis is book four of Billy x stu One-shots ☆Top billy loomis ☆bottom Stu macher ☆background ships include- ☆dewey x gale ☆Randy x mickey ☆Tatum x Sidney ☆rare ships include - ☆billy x stu x mickey ☆billy x stu x randy ☆billy x stu x Roman