"wouldn't that be cool?"

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Billy and stu were laying in bed at 3 am in the morning.

Stu -" spines are social construct"

Billy -" what?"

Stu -" like what purpose do they have?"

Stu -"hold on, just hear me out. You know those wiggly things at the gas station "

Billy  -" the inflatable tube mans?"

Stu -" yes. Those. Why don't we function like that?"

Stu-" they just *unintelligible flopping noises * all day. Wouldn't it be great to live like that?"

Billy, starting to wheeze, " but how would we walk then?"

Stu -"like *more flopping noises, wiggling his arms in the air* wouldn't that be cool?"
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