The episode opens with romantic instrumental music over a sunset, followed by an establishing shot of an island with a long sandy beach. The camera pans in to Carolina standing on the beach, panning in to reveal Wash standing near her, close behind. Wash walks up to Carolina.
WASH ACTOR: [In a seductive whisper, reaching up to touch her helmet.] Take off your suit.
CAROLINA ACTOR: [Swoons into Wash's arms.] Ahh!
The camera pans over a wooden floor littered with pieces of armor, as well as several colorful pool noodles. Exaggerated kissing noises can be heard.
WASH ACTOR: Ah, I wanna be in you like an AI.
The real Wash South and Carolina are revealed to be standing off at the edge of the set. Two sets of bare feet can be seen in the foreground.
WASH: Jesus. Dare I even ask?
SOUTH: I'm glad I was cut form this scene.
WASH: No you're making out with Delta.
SOUTH: Somone is going to die.
CAROLINA: Jax... wanted more sex appeal in the movie.
SISTER: [Running up behind them.] Oh, shit yeah! Lemme get in on this!
JAX: And cut! Another amazing take! Did you get that?
CAMERAMAN: Yeah.
JAX: Moving on!
GEORGE: Friends and fellow citizens! That is a wrap on the Carwash lovemaking vignette! A Unit is shooting Grilexmmons next. B Unit proceeds straight to the highway chase.
SISTER: Dang it!
ALEX: And now my name is forever ruined.
CAROLINA: Hey, Kaikaina, Alex. When did you get here?
SISTER: Just showed up with Tucker Alex and Grif. Come on!
Kaikaina, Wash, and Carolina approach Tucker on the beach.
WASH: Hey.
TUCKER: Hey!
SIMMONS: No way!
GRIF: Yeah, dude!
ALEX: Hey Simmons.
SIMMONS: No wa-hay!
GRIF: Yeah, buddy. I'm gonna need your help coming up with some more sword puns. Mine are getting a bit... dull!
SIMMONS: I hope I can cut it!
ALEX: Oh my god. Not more of the bull shit.
JAX: Heh-hey-hey, the great reunion! Minnie, you're on white, Greg, you're on tight-50, you miss a fucking word and you swim home!
SARGE: Ho-ho! What's this now?
JAX: It's the documentary crew, here to film my meteoric rise to superstardom! Movies within movies! We're getting meta!
GRIF: Right. So.
A Donut Hole opens in the midst of the group, and Donut emerges.
DONUT: Aw! You guys are doing a beach episode without me?
WILL: Nobody cares Donut,
GRIF: What do you want, Donut? If you're here to try and stop us--
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