The scene opens on a beautiful Chorus landscape, a blue-green lake backed by rocky green hills and several alien towers in the distance against white clouds on a blue sky. Carolina and Washington are standing side by side, overlooking the lake.
WASH: Have I ever told you about my cat, Loki?
CAROLINA: [Amused.] Nope.
WASH: Had him back when I was a kid. Loki was always getting into trouble. One time, he got stuck up in a tree in our backyard. My mom's about to call the fire department when Dad stops her. Says he'll handle it. So he sends her inside and gets out his chainsaw.
CAROLINA: Oh no.
WASH: Oh yeah. Dad was never much of a cat person. So, he starts to cut the tree down, but it falls the wrong way: right into the power lines.
CAROLINA: Oh noooooo.
WASH: Yeah. Poor Loki was electrocuted, falls thirty feet out of this tree! Lands on his feet, walks away like nothing happened.
CAROLINA: Impressive.
WASH: This other time, we found Loki in the dryer, after my ma had finished a load of laundry. Another time, we find him in the engine of Dad's truck. You get the idea. That cat lived to be twenty-five years old. Nine lives, you know.
CAROLINA: Sounds like your spirit animal.
WASH: Huh.
[Brief pause, presumably as Washington thinks about it.]
CAROLINA: How's the head?
WASH: Better. You were right about the fresh air. Dr. Grey tell you about this place?
CAROLINA: There's a training course nearby. It's where I like to keep in shape.
WASH: Show me.
Cut to Wash and Carolina walking up to the nearby training course, with several different obstacles. Front and center is a set of wooden monkey bars and a wooden climbing wall.
WASH: Ahh, I haven't seen one of these since Basic! You wanna race?
CAROLINA: Come on, Wash! You're on the mend. You are not in any condition to compete.
WASH: I'm fine, Carolina, trust me. [Smugly.] You're just scared you'll lose one of these days.
CAROLINA: Hah, you didn't stand a chance before. [Teasingly.] Before you got... old.
Wash runs up to the bars, drops his rifle and leaps up to grab ahold and begin crossing.
WASH: Huh—uh--oh yeah. There we go. If you're gonna give me a head start, you'll regret it!
Carolina walks casually across the top of the bars.
CAROLINA: Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, Wash. Today is not the day that you beat me.
WASH: That's cheating!
Carolina leaps off the last bar, doing a flip in the air and landing on one knee. Wash takes advantage by springing off her shoulders and onto the wall obstacle.
WASH: Yeh—agh!
Wash gets one hand over the top, but Carolina is already there. She kneels and extends a hand.
CAROLINA: [Teasingly.] No shame in asking for help.
WASH: [Pulling himself up.] Shove it!
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Red Vs Blue Shisno Paradox male oc
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