Red Vs Blue Shisno Paradox male oc

Lost time

The scene opens on a vast snowy landscape with bright blue sky.

DOC: That was mental! Absolutely mental! What the heck did we do to her? And who was she? Grif? Grif! Say something!

GRIF: Can you please just give it a rest?

DOC: But Grif! What do you think it all means?

GRIF: I'm not thinking about it at all!

DOC: So you're just gonna ignore the giant, four-armed goddess in the room.

GRIF: All I know is if I don't figure out how this stupid machine works, we're gonna freeze out here.

DOC: Let me take a look. I'm pretty good with technology. Better than I am with anatomy. [Nervous laughter.]

GRIF: Back the hell off.

DOC: I'm detecting some hostility from you. You mad... at me?

GRIF: I'm mad at everything! The world! The universe! I'm mad we got roped into some new bullshit, and yeah, I'm mad I got lost in time with this purple Brutus of an asshole, the least useful teammate ever—or should I say former teammate, since you cozied up with our enemies!

DOC: Yeah... It's okay you hate me. Grif, if I'm being transparent, I kinda hate me right now too.

GRIF: Oh God, Doc, please spare me.

DOC: Yeah. I should've figured out the Blues and Reds were bad guys sooner. Because I didn't, I'm responsible for all the violence, and the heartbreak, the death. For Wash being hurt, for Loco. I let down my friends on all sides, and... [Sighs.] I'm torn to bits about it.

There's a buzzing noise as Grif activates the time gun and opens a pink portal.

'DOC: Hey, you did it! You figured it out!

GRIF: No! I just found the shuffle button.

The scene cuts to Tucker and Sister in Valhalla, standing behind Red Base examining their time gun.

TUCKER: Seriously? Are you sure?

SISTER: I know that symbol! It's a shuffle button.

ALEX: I doubt that.

TUCKER: Who the hell builds a time machine with a shuffle button?

SISTER: Apparently God.

TUCKER: I don't buy that. I'm atheist.

SISTER: That's dumb. I'm militant agnostic. I don't know what's out there, and neither do you!

ALEX: That's not a religion.

TUCKER: So, it looks like we're in Valhalla, and I guess it's... maybe after we were living here? I don't see the crashed Pelican, so we don't have to worry about running into ourselves at least.

SISTER: It must be before. Some developers bought the land, and now Valhalla is all condos.

ALEX: Still miss that place.

TUCKER: All right then. So we're in the past. Now what? Do we try to Sherlock Donut's last message? Go and fix the past?

ALEX: knowing you two you're not going to do it.

TUCKER: You sure I mean we could fix the past and stop things from happening maybe kill Felix before he betrays us.

SISTER: We could, but... is there really a rush? I mean, we have a time machine, so we can do Donut's thing whenever. Maybe us three can have some fun first.