In a grassy area surrounded by forests...
Grif: Let's just go. Just once, let's just not and say we did.
Sarge: Nice try, Grif. You ain't truffle-shufflin' your way out of this one.
Grif: Guys. I already know what you're going to say, so there's no reason to say it. Why don't we skip the part where you all make fun of me for crashing the Pelican and move on!
Alex: Why do we let you fly?
The next shot shows the Reds and Blues standing next to the crashed Pelican.
Grif: I'm sure that every single one of your insults was clever and funny and witty and smart! So let's just mark 'em all as 'read,' okay? Ya got me, I'm got.
Delta: You seem off Grif.
Grif: No I don't.
Sarge: Grif, regulations clearly state that any pilot who crashes a spaceship because he got too excited about stuffed crust is subject to at least an hour of roasting! Per survivor!
Tucker: That's going to take forever. Can't we just go once around the horn?
Sarge: Aww! How in Sam Hell am I supposed to cram 350 pounds of pure failure into a single insult?
Grif: That counts! Sis?
Kaikaina: You should really stick with what you're good at, big bro: not calling Mom, and sucking the cheese out of mozzarella sticks.
Doc: Maybe next time you'll--
Grif: Primary cast only.
South: Your a useless dick face.
Tucker: Next time we need a pilot, I'm gonna insist on someone smarter. (scoffs) Like Caboose! Or your Guy Fieri bobblehead!
Caboose: Awww! Your mama's so fat!
Pause as everyone waits for Caboose's followup.
Simmons:You... got a punchline for that joke, Caboose?
Caboose: Ahhh, joke?
Simmons: (to Grif) Crap landing, doofus.
Grif: Thanks for being quick. So, Simmons... any idea where we are?
Simmons: According to my mini-map, this Sammie Raphaello's place is close. It's just through these slightly ominous woods...
Alex: Cuse of corse he has one.
Shot shows the woods covered in an eerie fog with ominous owl noises.
Grif: How about these less ominous woods? Could we get there that way?
Grif turns the other way, which shows a sunshine-lit forest with flowers and pleasant bird noises.
Simmons: Hm, it's a little longer, but yeah.
Grif: Better safe than sorry!
Grif eagerly takes off toward the less ominous woods.
Simmons: (watching Grif) Hmm.
The rest of the Reds and Blues follow Grif. Unbeknownst to them, the small twinkling sparkle of Huggins follows close behind. As they walk through the forest, Huggins follows closely behind Tucker, but quickly hides in a nearby trunk when he looks behind him.
Caboose: Ah, bathroom break!
Will: Why do you need one agin!?
Tucker: Just go in your suit, Caboose. We have waste disposal systems for a reason.
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Red Vs Blue Shisno Paradox male oc
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