yourvirtualassistant- HELP I JUST ASKED REMUS HOW OLD HE IS, AND HE PROCEEDED TO ASK ME THE YEAR, THEN CALCULATE, AND ANSWER
jamesthestag- I ASKED HIM WHY HE CALCULATED AND HE YELLED "I DIDN'T THINK I'D MAKE IT THIS FAR!!!
remmie- very true
swiftie5ever- valid
sillybilly- i've never related to him more in my life, than in this moment
lesbiandora- you doing good remus?
remmie- yeah, better than ever actually
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swiftie5ever- HELP ME AND REMUS LEFT JAMES AND SIRIUS ALONE FOR 5 MINUTES IN MY BATHROOM AND THEY THOUGHT MY TATTOO GUN WAS A PEN
remmie- I'M SCREAMING
yourvirtualassistant- your fault for leaving us alone
jamesthestag- i think they look cool
remmie- what is flattering about a '69' on your elbow?
marybary- i'm still trying to process this
lesbiandora- THEY DREW A '69' ON THE ELBOW
mcdaddy.com- reggie, can i have your tattoo gun for science?
sillybilly- marlene back away from the tattoo gun
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remmie- Sirius Orion Black just came into my room, grabbed my book, closed it WITHOUT PUTTING MY BOOKMARK IN AND I DON'T KNOW MY PAGE and expects me to kiss him
swiftie5ever- i'm so sorry for your loss
remmie- the book or Sirius?
swiftie5ever- the book
jamesthestag- nah, cause i'd be dead if i did that to reggie boo
sillybilly- the intrusive thought to grab reggie's book and bash sirius's head until he passes out, throw him out of the tower onto an innocent bystander and watch as they both topple to the ground, likely breaking bones
swiftie5ever- can i watch? just don't grab my book or you will be that innocent bystander
lesbiandora- please i'm CACKLING at the comments
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lesbiandora- HELP, I'M HERE WITH CHASER, SITTING WITH HIM AS HE CONFESSES HIM FEELINGS FOR STAR!!! AND MARLENE IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM, WITH STAR DOING THE SAME THING. CAN THEY SHAG AND GET THIS OTHER WITH!!!
sillybilly- it's SO painful to watch
peterpettigrew- who is chaser and star?
jamesthestag- i don't know?
marybary- THEY ARE MORE OBLIVIOUS THAN PEOPLE IN HORROR MOVIES
remmie- the amount of times chaser has said 'he's so hot' OH MY MERLIN
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peterpettigrew- Moony entered the dorm to see Lily on his bed, she said 'everything hurts', he went over asked 'is it that time of the month?' she said 'yes', he then said 'move over b*itch, me too'!!!!
yourvirtualassistant- BABY, NO- i'm dying, why is that so unecessarily funny?
sillybilly- he had chocolate and everything, remmy, you're my new time of the month partner
remmie- happy to be of service
lesbiandora- room for three?
mcdaddy.com- room for four?
marybary- room for five?
narcassisticqueer- room for six?
iknoweverythingaboutyourlife- room for seven?
thehalfbloodprince- can i join Lily?
sillybilly- seven it is
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jamesthestag- made plans with wolfstar and reggie boo, AND REGGIE CANCELLED 10 MINUTES BEFORE WE LEFT SO NOW I'M A THIRDWHEEL! SCREW YOU REGGIE!!
swiftie5ever- anytime
lesbiandora- aaaaaah!!!
mcdaddy.com- THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
remmie- *hyperventilating cutely*
narcassisticqueer- REGGIE, YES!!
iknoweverythingaboutyourlife- RIZZ GOD
thehalfbloodprince- ew
sillybilly- shut up
yourvirtualassistant- regulus arctus black. meet me outside right now
jamesthestag- nice knowing you reggie boo!!
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mcdaddy.com- OML, MINNIE BANNED ( with magic ) REGGIE FROM SWEARING, SO EVERY ARGUEMENT NOW IS reggie: YOU LITTLE PIECE OF- james: shit reggie: -I HOPE YOU james fucking reggie: -DIE. MOVE OUT THE WAY james: bitch
yourvirtualassistant- MY LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! REMUS GET HERE RIGHT NOW, I'M STILL PISSED AT JAMES AND HAVE BEEN WRITING MY ARGUMENTS ON A PIECE OF SCROLL!!
lesbiandora- they- they- they broke the fourth wall
narcissisticqueer- THEY FOUND THE LOOPHOLE
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bellaboo- BLACK FAMILY DRAMA EPISODE 100 649 237 203 932: voldy moldy tried to give reggie the dark mark, and reggie said no, then voldy moldy punched reg in the nose and reggie yelled "JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A NOSE DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO FLATTEN MINE!!"
swiftie5ever- went out with a bang
jamesthestag- sitting here with reggie boo in my lap, icing his nose as he cackles about it
narcissisticqueer- IT WAS SO FUNNY!! the look on voldy moldy's face was priceless
bellaboo- i got a video of it!!
jamesthestag- gimme
yourvirtualassistant- gimme
remmie- gimme
sillybilly- A MAN AFTER MIDNIGHT
swiftie5ever- WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME TAKE THE TROUBLES AWAY
peterpettigrew- gays are weird
thehalfbloodprince- agreed
mcdaddy.com- are you sure you're not calling yourself weird
lesbiandora- i'm smelling *deep inhale* homosexuality
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next chapter is jegulus!!!
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HumorTHEY DO HAVE PHONES!! Majority of this was typed at 11:00pm so it's so-so quality. Do not read if you personally know me, I'm begging you.
