to those of y'all who enjoy this series, you better say a personal thank- you to @iwantmahmama for always saying 'posting' when I ask what to update
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( POV you scroll through Remus' page )
remmie- If I hate myself does that make me homophobic?
yourvirtualassistant- If I love myself, does that make me gay?
swiftie5ever- you are gay Sirius
yourvirtualassistant- oh yeah
swiftie5ever- guess I'm a gay homophobe
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remmie- I say 'y'all are so stupid' so often it's losing it's meaning
swiftie5ever- what did they do this time?
sillybilly- merlin, you don't even want to know
minnie- truly horrific
jamesthestag- MINNIE HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE CHILDREN LIKE THAT
minnie- still just your teacher
swiftie5ever- WHAT DID THEY DO ?!
remmie- blew up our dorm 'trying to get a spider'
swiftie5ever- oh my merlin
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remmie- James wants to name his kid harry, so he can call him 'horny potter'
swiftie5ever- If he did, I'd know 2 horny potters
jamesthestag- YOU KNOW ANOTHER POTTER ?!
swiftie5ever- oh my merlin
lesbiandora- YES JAMES !! DO IT !!
jamesthestag- HORNY DORCAS
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( modern au )
remmie- is OF ( onlyfans ) technically a 'porn' shop
swiftie5ever- I can smell colours
sillybilly- I can see smells
jamesthestag- I can see
peterpettigrew- why see?
swiftie5ever- bro, just stfu
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remmie- *insert photo of the marauders and slytherin skittles standing on chairs* playing a game of 'we saw a big spider and we don't know where it went'
swiftie5ever- least favourite game
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bye y'all :]
YOU ARE READING
Posting Like It's Drugs|| Jegulus and Wolfstar// slow updates
HumorTHEY DO HAVE PHONES!! Majority of this was typed at 11:00pm so it's so-so quality. Do not read if you personally know me, I'm begging you.
