Posting Like It's Drugs|| Jegulus and Wolfstar// slow updates

MARRY ME JULIET YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE

swiftie5ever- james just asked me out with a ring pop! and i said yes 

lesbiandora- if you don't want him *gimme gimme*

sillybilly- MARRY THE MAN ALREADY

remmie- IT'S HAPPENING THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

yourvirtualassistant- james, meet me outside real quick, i just want to talk to you

swiftie5ever- it was nice while it lasted, see you never, enjoy hell

jamesthestag- such a nice take on our very loving relationship

mcdaddy.com- narcissisa, you owe me 20 galleons, it's an even month

narcassisticqueer- YOU COULDN'T OF WAITED ONE MORE MONTH!!

iknoweverythingaboutyourlife- everyone right now is screaming and jumping around. i am everyone.

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yourvirtualassistant- *every single black family member when they realise they were the result of cousin sex*

swiftie5ever- the only difference between you and me, is that you were drunk cousin sex

jamesthestag- he does have a point

thehalfbloodprince- that's better than the gays

lesbiandora- COME ON

mcdaddy.com- GAYS ARE BETTER THAN YOUR GREASY ASS HAIR YOU LITTLE BITCH

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sillybilly- just locked Sirius and James in the bathroom and blasted taylor swift through the speaker that they can't reach, with Regulus, and Remus. Feeling= good.

jamesthestag- let us out~

yourvrtualassistant- oh you love it, don't you? you sung and danced to paper rings, and knew it off by heart.

remmie- I LIKE SHINY THINGS BUT I'D MARRY YOU WITH PAPER RINGS!!

swiftie5ever- UH HUH, THAT'S RIGHT, DARLING, YOU'RE THE ONE THE I WANT

sillybilly- AND I HATE ACCIDENTS EXCEPT WHEN WE WENT FROM FRIENDS TO THIS

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swiftie5ever- Dorcas just showed me the introduction she had if James didn't ask me out by august ( taylor swift month ). For those who don't know it 'now let me introduce you to Regulus Black, a fine bachelor. An excellent quidditch seeker, has brought slytherin to victory multiple times. triggers the gaydar. is drop dead gorgeous, and if we both weren't gay as FUCK i would be on one knee'

lesbiandora- go me!!

mcdaddy.com- that's more than what you write on your essay's bbg

jamesthestag- even if i didn't like men, i'd still ask you out after reading that.

remmie- shut up, i need that for Sirius

yourvirtualassistant- ??? we're already dating Moony ???

remmie- that's what you think

marybary- THE PLOT TWIST

sillybilly- GET THE POPCORN

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sillybilly- Snivellus just came up to me and asked me out. How do I tell him I'm lesbian?

remmie- OMG THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO COME OUT!!! I LOVE YOU LILLYROONIE

marybary- YASS!!

jamesthestag- HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT SHE JUST GOT HOTTER?

lesbiandora- the lesbian effect, makes gay guys question