Posting Like It's Drugs|| Jegulus and Wolfstar// slow updates

I'm coming to milk you

 Since I haven't updated for a while imma write a quick thing on accounts to save you and me

James: wolfstarfanpage

Sirius: OnMyKneesForABisexualBitch

Remus: BisexualBitch

Regulus: DrowningInTheLakeBRB

Lily: RedHeadSupremacy

Dorcas: TheMainCharacter

Marlene: TattoosAreTherapyWhenYoureHigh

Barty: YourMum69

Evan: likeafunerall

Pandora: PandaRosier

Xenophilius: XenoLovegood

Severus: HalfbloodPrince

Peter: ratataoullieUwU

Narcissa: CissyWissyEatingPussy

Bellatrix: Bessa Wessa

Frank: RoadworkAhead

Alice: ISUREHOPEITDOES

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OnMyKneesForABisexualBitch

Imma start cursing people out using biblical ass insults, like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and ravens eat your mustard seeds BITCH

Wolfstarfanpage 

This is a vibe, I'm so doing this too

OnMyKneesForABisexualBitch

Copycat

DrowninInTheLakeBRB

What has this world come to?

Wolfstarfanpage

I don't know something that EVERYONE in the world has come to, but I personally like knives

BisexualBitch

I'm deleting this app

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likeafurnerall

 I asked Panda for a tarot card reading, tell me why this bitch brought out an uno deck

PandaRosier

You're just mad you only have 3 weeks left to live

YourMum69

Shush, no swearing in front of Panda you bitch

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Wolfstarfanpage

Call your cheeks awareness why the way I'm spreading them

DrowningInTheLakeBRB

Delete your account

And your life

Please and thank you

OnMyKneesForABisexualBitch

You get me

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DrowningInTheLakeBRB

Went shopping in Hogsmeade today with James and tell me why this man clutched his chest and said "GOOD LORD" after finding out the chocolate strawberry sale ended yesterday

TattoosAreTherapyWhenYoureHigh

Merlin, fruity men are such treasures

TheMainCharacter

They are, aren't they

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Wolfstarfanpage

In this world, it's milk or be milked

DrowningInTheLakeBRB

What does this mean?

Wolfstarfanpage

I'm coming to milk you

DrowningInTheLakeBRB

WHAT

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Wolfstarfanpage

Went to a cafe with Barty and ordered porridge and he's all "how's that seat goldilocks, huh? Just right?" O was so embarrassed I cried in the bathroom.

DrowningInTheLakeBRB

Thus sinnit what I emant when I said you two should spend time together 

Barty I'm coming to milk you

YourMum69

Oh no

This is not just right

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OnMyKneesForABisexualBitch

Moony's being mean

BisexualBitch

All I did was tell you that you can't set off dung bombs in the potion classroom cause Snape accidentally touched your hand

OnMyKneesForABisexualBitch

Jackass, this is why you're in poverty

BisexualBitch

HELLO?

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OnMyKneesForABisexualBitch

Had a dream last night I used a homophobic air fryer that called me a lazy gay for taking a nap while I was waiting for my burgers to cook

DrowningInTheLakeBRB

That was actually me whispering in your ear

OnMyKneesForABisexualBitch

WHATINMERLINSSAGGYTITS

TattoosAreTherapyWhenYoureHigh 

Hey, leave Merlin's saggy tits alone

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BisexualBitch

James Fleamont Potter the type of guy to say "lemme just squeeze right past ya" when walking past someone

Wolfstarfanpage

PLISSTOPPPPPP

TattoosAreTherapyWhenYoureHigh

YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS FLEAMONT??

Wolfstarfanpage

Shut up Marlene ALASDAIR McKinnon