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|♡| 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟐𝟎 |♡|

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As Butters went downstairs, he went to the kitchen to open up the pull door to Cartman's backyard. Once there, Butters saw that Stan, being the warrior,  was cleaning his sword with a small rag. Kyle, being the High Jew Elf King, was...well, he wasn't here at all. He was part of the Elves, being the bad guys' leader. Cartman, being the Wizard, came out to his backyard, seeing only Stan and Butters. "Seems like we need more recruits," Cartman said. "Yeah, but who are we getting?" Stan asked. Cartman thought for a moment. "You and Paladin Butters will go get Craig, Tweek, and Jimmy. I will stay here while you go," Cartman said. Stan and Butters followed his orders, leaving his backyard as Cartman waited for their return. As Stan and Butters left Cartman's house, they both made their way to Jimmy's house first. Once there, they knocked on the door, Jimmy opening it. "Hey, uh, do you want to play our fantasy RPG with us?" Stan asked. "S-S-Sure! I-I don't m-m-mind being T-The B-B-Bard again," Jimmy said. "Neato! That's one down, two to go!" Butters exclaimed. Next, they went to Craig's house. Stan knocked on the door, Craig opening it up. 

"Hey there, Craig! Would ya like to play our RPG with us?" Butters asked. "Uh, has Tweek already joined?" Craig asked. "Not yet, but we're getting him next," Stan replied. "Alright, I'll join," Craig said. "Yay! One more!" Butters exclaimed. Lastly, was Tweek. Stan and Butters went to his house as Stan knocked on the door. But, instead of him thinking it would be Tweek, it was Tweek's father. "May I help you two boys?" Tweek's father asked. "Yeah uh, we wanted to ask Tweek if he'd like to join our fantasy RPG," Stan said. "Hold on a second, I'll go ask him," Tweek's father then closed the door, Stan and Butters waiting. Suddenly, the door swung open as Stan and Butters flinched a bit, seeing it was actually Tweek this time. "So, uh, are you going to join?.." Stan asked. "Y-Yeah- GAH! I-I will!" Tweek said in his twitchy state. "Alright, we got everyone, let's head back," Stan said, Butters following him back to Cartman's house.

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Once returning, every member was in Cartman's backyard, Cartman checking to see if everyone was here. "Good job, Warrior Stan and Paladin Butters, you have recruited all the people we need to fight those fucking Elves if they ever try to take the Stick of Truth away," Cartman said. Butters looked around, seeing that Cartman wasn't right, noticing that one person wasn't here. "H-Hey, uh, where's Kenny?" Butters asked. Cartman knew Butters would ask that, snickering a bit. "Oh, I think he might be in there. KINNY! KINNY COME OUT HERE!" Cartman shouted. Behind a small, pink curtain covering up a small throne, reviled the astonishing, beautiful Princess Kenny. Butters stared at the Princess, his eyes filled with wonder. "...Whoa..." Butters said under his breath. Then, Princess Kenny's eyes met his, Butters blushing as he suddenly heard someone. "BUTTERS?! BUTTERS?!" Cartman yelled, Butters coming back to his senses fast. "O-Oh! Me?" Butters asked. "Yeah, you. Now stop looking at Princess Kenny's titties!" Cartman said. 

"H-Huh?! B-But I wasn't I-I-" "LET'S GO, BUTTERS!" Cartman interrupted, pushing Butters forward with the others as they all went to the training grounds. Once there, Stan was up first, hitting the burlap-covered dummy with his sword. "Good hits, Warrior Stan. Next, Thief Craig," Cartman ordered, Craig going up to a dummy. He fought it, almost knocking it over. "Wow, impressive Thief Craig. Next, Paladin Butters," Cartman ordered. Butters clinched his small hammer nervously, looking at the dummy for a few seconds. "Just hit the fucking dummy, Butters!" Cartman said. "I-I will! Give me a sec!" Butters said, breathing in and out. Clinching on his hammer tighter. With a swift move, Butters missed the dummy. "Wow. Pathetic. Absolute fucking pathetic, Butters," Cartman said, disappointment clearly in his voice. "I-I don't know how to fight well!" Butters said. 

Cartman scoffed, him and the others walking away. "Wait! Where ya going, fellas?" Butters asked. "I'm going to check on the Stick of Truth, you all stay here on look out," Cartman ordered. Butters went up near the others, searching out with them. As Cartman went into his throne to check on the stick...it was gone. Cartman's eyes went wide as he ran out of his throne. "THE STICK HAS BEEN FUCKING STOLEN AGAIN!" Cartman shouted in a very angry state. His members began to talk to each other about it. "EVERYONE IN POSITIONS!" Cartman stated quickly, him following his members as they all saw the Elves near them. "You all know that to do...FIGHT!" Cartman commanded, his members charging after the Elves. Butters had a bit of trouble, seeing that there was so much going on, he didn't know what to do. Suddenly, one of the Elves ran up to Butters as hit him with his weapon. Butters was hurting a bit as he tried hitting back, which he did successfully. "I did it, fellas! I got a bad guy!" Butters exclaimed. "JUST FUCKING FIGHT, BUTTERS!" Cartman said. 

Butters quickly tried to find someone else to fight so Cartman wouldn't get more angry than he already is. Soon, Butters was able to find an Elf and fought him, winning once again. "Yay! I think I'm starting to get the hang of it!" Butters said happily. He then continued to fight more Elves with the rest of his teammates. As Butters got another Elf, he cheered. But, without expecting it, he got hit badly by another Elf. Butters fell to the ground, groaning in pain. "WHAT THE HELL, BUTTERS?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT, NOT BE FUCKING SHOWING OFF EVERY GOD DAMN SECOND!" Cartman shouted. "I'm...I-I'm sorry..." Butters coughed a bit, groaning from the pain. "Someone take Butters back to base!" Cartman ordered. "I will," Stan said, carrying Butters as he walked back to Cartman's backyard. He then placed Butters on a wooden bench for him to rest, Stan quickly going away to fight. Butters groaned in pain still, not knowing that there was someone who could help him.

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