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Butters came over to the sad Princess, feeling very bad for her. "Hey, don't listen to mean ol' Cartman! He's just making ya feel sad, and I don't want ya to be sad!" Butters said, trying to make Princess Kenny feel better. And, to his surprise, it did. The Princess lifted her head up, seeing the Paladin right in front of her. Butters saw a few, small tears in her eyes, making the Paladin feel heartbroken. "Would ya like me to make ya feel better?" Butters asked as he added in his cute smile. Princess Kenny nodded slowly, looking down a bit. Suddenly, Butters gently grabbed the Princess Kenny's white gloved hand, bringing it close to himself as he kissed it. This made Princess's eyes go wide as she blushed. "You are the most beautiful Princess ever, Kenny!" Butters exclaimed, kissing Princess Kenny's hand once more. This made her giggle so much as she blushed even harder. As Butters pulled away, the Princess stood up from her throne as she went near the Paladin. She looked into Butters eyes as he stared deeply into hers. Then, Butters gave Princess Kenny a comforting hug, herself hugging back as she giggled with joy. After the hug, the Paladin felt so glad that he made the Princess he loves feel very, very happy. Then, Butters heard a call come from one of his teammates. "O-Oh, uh, I-I think I gotta go!" Butters said. Princess Kenny cupped her gloved hand on Butters' cheek. "Mfph mrph, mmrph~" (Translation: "Be careful, Paladin~"), Princess Kenny said, still having on the girly, high-pitched voice. "Yes! I certainly will!" the Paladin saluted as the Princess giggled, thinking it looked cute. "Well, off I go! See ya later, Princess Kenny!" Butters exclaimed, walking out from the pink curtain, the Princess waving 'bye' as she smiled underneath her parka hood.

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"Fellow recruits! The Stick of Truth has still not been returned back here, so we shall have to fight again!" The Grand Wizard, Cartman, explained. Butters quickly ran over to where his other teammates were. "Paladin Butters? Where the hell have you been?!" Cartman asked, his eyebrows now furrowed downward. "W-Well, I-I was just-" "Let me guess, having sex again with the Princess?" Cartman interrupted Butters as he laughed. "N-No! I wasn't! Why would I do a thing like that!" Butters had no clue what Cartman was talking about, questioning what all this so called 'sex' was. So, he assumed it was something bad. "Well, even if you didn't, I bet you would still love to," Cartman snickered at the thought. "Just shut up, Cartman," Stan said. "You have nothing in this, Stan! Now keep your fucking Warrior mouth shut!" Cartman exclaimed. Stan then kept silent the whole entire time after that. "Anyways, I bet you'd just love to have sex with her. Don't lie Butters. You'd never, ever lie to me...right?" Cartman smirked, trying to get the Paladin to confess. "U-Uh...I-I, u-um...u-uh..." Butters didn't know how to respond, since he doesn't even know what sex is. "Heh, won't answer? Fine, guess I'll just have to ask the fair Princess herself," Cartman said, about to go walking away until someone grabbed his shoulder. Turning around, he saw Stan. "Let's just stick with fighting the Elves for now," the Warrior said. "Ugh...FINE! You can lead the others to fight, I'm going to ask the Princess a particular question," The Grand Wizard snickered, Butters following him as they when to the pink curtain.

Warrior Stan told his plan on what to do on stopping the Elves, and so within minutes they left. As Cartman was about to pull the curtain, Butters chimed in. "Wait! Why do ya have to ask Princess Kenny?" the Paladin asked. "Because she will tell me the true answer to my question," Cartman replied, quickly pulling the curtain, revealing Princess Kenny as she was fixing her golden, yellow hair. "Excuse me, Princess," The Grand Wizard said, Princess Kenny turning around to see him and the Paladin. "I would like to ask you an important question," Cartman said. The Princess nodded in response as she stood up, walking near him and Butters. "Would you ever, and I mean EVER, have sex with Paladin Butters?" Cartman asked. Princess Kenny's eyes went wide, certainly not expecting this question. "I would like to know your honest answer," Cartman stated. The Princess thought for a few moments. She did think Butters was very, very cute, adorable, and innocent, but not the one for sex. She could even tell, by his pure innocents of course, that he had no clue what sex was. "Mmm...Mfph~" (Translation: "Mmm...No~"), Princess Kenny replied. And still, even after answering truthfully, The Grand Wizard didn't believe her. "NO! YOU'RE TALKING SHIT, KINNY! YOU'RE FUCKING LYING KINNY! I KNOW YOU ARE!" Cartman was now very angry. "H-Hey now! Stop being mean to the Princess!" Butters went up to Princess Kenny as he defended her.

"BUT SHE'S A FUCKING LYING BITCH, BUTTERS! I KNOW SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU! I BET HER PARTS ARE PLEADING HER TO GET SOME FROM YOU!" Cartman shouted in the Paladin's face. "W-What?" Butters had no idea what he was talking about. Suddenly, Princess Kenny stepped up to The Grand Wizard as she gave him the middle finger, taking Butters hand as they walked inside. The Princess quickly closed the pink curtains, Cartman getting more and more angry. "FINE! GO AHEAD AND DON'T TELL THE TRUTH YOU LYING BITCH! I BET YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW!" Cartman said, standing there for a few seconds before walking away. "Phew, that sure was close. I-I always get a bit nervous and scared when Cartman gets all mean like that," the Paladin said, sitting down on the long, comfortable pink bench. The Princess sat down next to him, looking directly at the cute, innocent Paladin. As it was silent, Butters' brain had a thought pop in. "Oh! I have something for ya!" Butters said, his hand digging through his coat's pocket as he finally took what he had out. "I-I, uh, got this for ya!" Butters exclaimed, showing the Princess what he had. It was a simple, small, pretty yellow dandelion. Princess Kenny gasped, taking the flower from the Paladin as she gently took in the sweet scent. "S-So uh, do ya like it?" Butters asked, nervously waiting for a response. Princess Kenny giggled as she made cute little excited sounds, making Butters smile with glee.

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