Chapter 6: Truth or Dare

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"How about truth or dare." Vex said

"I want to. More Than. Anything" Lucy said.

"Wait okay Vex for the chaos I get, but you Lucy? Why?" I said. I mean...Lucy? For chaos? Who is this?

"Cause I ship you and Vex and I wanna try to get the relationship going." Lucy said without a care in the world.

"WHAT!?" Me and Vex both said simultaneously.

"Oh yeah. I think you guys should totally get together." Lucy said and shrugged.

Me and Vex both looked at each other and started laughing.

"Her!? Nope" I said.

"Sorry Lucy but your ship isn't coming canon any time soon." Vex said.

"Oh come on! I see the way you guys look at each other. I mean-"

"Lucy. You're ship is adorable... but it ain't happening anytime soon. I'm sorry it just isn't." Vex said.

"...Fine. Truth or dare?" Lucy said.

"Will it make you happy?" Vex said.

"Extremely." said Lucy

"Then we'll do it. Right Rain?"

"Yup"

I then gave Lucy a pat on the head and sat down.

"Mhm. Lucy truth or dare?" Vex said like an old poet. That made me laugh.

"Hmmm truth."

"Do you have a special someone that we don't know about yet?" Vex said

"No I'm single and free like a majestic bird. Or a pigeon that just flew into a flagpole. Either one works"

Me and Vex looked at each other then back at Lucy. Then all three of us started laughing.

"Nah that pigeon is the majestic bird" Vex said.

"Yeah Lucy how dare you insult Sir. Pigeon the Third, rightful prince of the universe, protector of the sun, and most importantly... protector of our hearts. Sir Pigeon shall live on." I said proudly

It was a moment of silence for two seconds. Then we all went back to laughing so hard we couldn't breath. After about 2 minutes the laughter died down.

Vex took a deep breath in trying to stop the laughter.

"Anywaysss." Vex said.

"Vex. Truth or dare." I said.

"Hmmm Dare."

"I dare you to go get a cheese stick from the kitchen, make a paper hat, put the paper hat on the cheese stick, draw a face on the cheese stick with a sharpie, then put it next to your mom's phone so when she wakes up she just sees Senior Cheese." I say in a mouthfull.

"Okay I'll do it. But first... what is the relationship between Sir Pigeon and Senior Cheese's relationship." Vex said

"Oh my... it's a tragic story truly." I said

"Oh no this is gonna be so bad" Vex said while chuckling.

"Senior Cheese and Sir Pigeon are old highschool lovers. Both of them were born and raised in that one place I guess I don't know shut up. They started talking in high school even though they had known each other their whole life. Soon Sir Pigeon being the romantic he is, fell in love with Senior Cheese. While Senior Cheese was honestly, just a dude he still fell in love with Sir Pigeon. Soon enough Sir Pigeon asked out Senior Cheese. Surprised, Senior Cheese still said yes. They had the best relationship. It was healthy and nice. Then one day Senior Cheese had to leave the country. Now Sir Pigeon spends his days running into flagpoles, and searching for Senior Cheese."

"what." Vex said

"See Vex when a cheese and a pigeon love each other very much-" Lucy says.

"HAH" I say very loudly

Me and Vex start laughing. Lucy tried holding it back for Sir Pigeon's sake. Lucy couldn't do it.

"Okay okay. Vex I have a dare for you now." Lucy said.

"Uh okay" Vex said

"I dare you to pretend like you're confessing your love to Rain." Lucy said.

"But-"

"No buts Vex! Just do it"

"Ugh fine"

Lucy say there excitedly while I sat there confused.

"Dear Rain, will you be the Senior Cheese to my Sir Pigeon. I love you more than Sir Pigeon loved Senior Cheese. You are the best and I love you more than anything. I even love you more than Sir Pigeon. Will you?"

"Okay best fake confession ever, but never insult Sir Pigeon ever again. Or there will be hell to pay dun dun dun." Lucy said.

"Okay sorry sorry." Vex said jokingly

"I'm tired you all. Can we go to bed?" Lucy said.

"Hm this is a little bit earlier than me and Vex normally go to bed. But I guess its okay." I said.

All three of us started getting ready for bed, getting pillows and blankets, making forts because we wanna still act like children. Soon enough we had a whole mini room to sleep in.

"Goodnight you both!" Lucy said

"Night" I said

"Peace out" Vex said jokingly

I couldn't sleep so I started thinking to myself. "That fake confession. It was fake and funny but for some reason I really enjoyed it. No I'm just tired. It is late at night. I'm definitely just tired."

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