Chaoter. 9

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Chapter: 9

"So what're you in for" Mike says, jokingly. I giggle. "I don't know, I was just riding over here when some idiot passed out" I say, smiling at him. I pause for a moment. "What were you saying to me on the ambulance? You know, before I woke up" trying to figure out why the asshole in the truck called us fags (I don't think it was an accusation. It was a wish for your rocking ass)

"Uhm, nothing just.... trying to wake you up you know? Why? Did you here anything?" He asked. Oddly panicked. I guess he just knew I was gay by my looks I guess. (Bro. I know I'm the one writing this but you idiot)

"No, just seeing if I could.... remember anything, you know?" I said, convincingly. He seemed to relax. "Oh okay, cool" He said, eyes fluttering.

"Are you tired? When was the last time you slept?" I asked, concerned for this little shits well being. "What? Oh I've slept... enough. I don't need to sleep!" He said, as his blinks keep getting longer (like my co-)

"Okay, Mike, you have to go to sleep, alright." I said. "No I doooont! I'm fine lo- will. Will." He said. I have no clue what he was about to say. (Idiot)  Probably just misspoke out of tiredness. "Pleeeease" I said, bottom lip going into a pout, making him giggle, " we can both sleep! So then we won't get the booty juice for being up at 1 am!!" I said, jokingly. (Yes I know you wouldn't get drugged for not sleeping in a normal mental hospital. Mine sucked)

"Fine." He said, grudgingly. "But you have to sleep too, okay? If I can't be unhealthy you can't either!" He pushed. (Ayo???) "Fine.  I will. Goodnight Mikey!" Mikey. I haven't called him that since we were kids (yes I only made him say that bc I'm an annoying little shit who knows what the ppl want, so I do the opposite) I really hope he wasn't to weirded out by it.

"N-night... will" He said anxiously. I knew I shouldn't have called you that. "Sorry I don't know why I called you Mikey that was dumb we just used to do that when we were kids so i-" I got cut off (why does this idiot author keep making people get cut off??) By Mike giggling. "It's okay. I actually find it kind of....cute" (in an all homie kinda way) he said. Wow. I'm sure he just meant it in the (gay) bestfriend way.

"Oh okay!" I said happily. "Well then goodnight ~mIkEy~" I joked. He giggled (dam this author really likes the word giggle huh??) "Goodnight to you too cleric" (PURPLE ROBES HIDE MANY THINGS FLASHBACKS)  he laughed.

A/N: what do you think??? Is Mike gay??? If this is a real world au then probably not bc we all know gay ppl are just a myth. Like Jeff bozos, and elon musk (also sorry this chaoter is shorter than my cock)

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