His Princess (Loki X Female Reader)

Chapter 5: April Fools

This chapter might be offensive to those with Trichotillamania. I have it too, and I currently do not have any eyebrows and barely any eyelashes. I was just trying to be humorous about it. This is just a heads-up. (Long live team No-Eyebrows!)

3rd person pov

You woke up later than you intended the next morning.

"What time is it?" You mumbled to yourself and looked at the clock, it read 8:30.

"Dang it!" You said as you got out of bed.

You quickly did your business and changed then made your way to the kitchen to see Tony, Nat, and Steve already up.

"Good morning." You said, putting some toast in the toaster.

"Did your guys' alarm clocks also not go off?" You asked, getting a plate from the cabinet.

"Mhm." Nat replied, she sounded angry.

You turned to ask what was wrong but froze, all their eyebrows were completely gone.

"Looks like he got you too." Steve said, chuckling.

"What??" You ran to the nearest mirror and sure enough, you didn't have any eyebrows.

"Happy April fools!" You heard Loki call as he entered the room, you noticed he still had his eyebrows. "I see you all enjoying my prank."

Nat muttered something in Russian.

"Oh yes, we're just loving it." You said sarcastically.

"Who turned off my alarm clock by the way?" He asked, ignoring your sarcasm.

"That was me." Tony said, raising his hand.

"I had Jarvis do that as a more 'Friendly' April Fools prank."

"Oh, very funny."

Clint walked in looking tired. "Who turned off my-" he stopped after seeing us eyebrowless.

"What-"

"You might wanna look in the mirror." You said, spreading butter on your toast.

He quickly ran off and a few seconds later you could here him curse loudly.

"Language!" Steve called.

Clint came back in very angry and started making his breakfast without another word.

Thor came in shortly after with a big yawn and froze like Clint did.

"What happened to all of your eyebrows?" He asked confused.

"Ask Loki." Nat replied.

"Loki?" Thor asked, glaring at him.

"April fools!" He replied, doing jazz-hands.

Thor ran to the window and saw his reflection also didn't have eyebrows.

He started to yell but was interrupted by a very tired Bruce walking in.

"Who turned off my alarm?" He asked groggily, and froze seeing us.

He quickly took off his glasses and wiped them on his shirt, then put them back on.

"What hap-"

"April Fools!" Loki said again, sipping his coffee.

Bruce quickly ran down the hall into his room, a few seconds later we could hear him stomping back in.

"That was really funny." He said sarcastically. "You know, I almost forgot to tell you that I had a date tomorrow!" He said, getting angrier with each word he spoke. You suddenly noticed his skin becoming a light green color.

Thor and Nat immediately made their way to him to try and calm him down.

"It was just a joke guys." Loki commented, but everyone gave him the death-glare.

You thought for a moment. "Y'know...it is pretty funny." You said after a moment. "We all look like a new race of aliens."

"See? She gets it!" Loki said, pointing at you.

Tony sighed. "I guess it is a LITTLE funny. But please, never do this again."

"No promises." Loki replied.

Meanwhile, you were thinking of a way to get him back.

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At 11:00 later that night you snuck out of your room with a razor, ready to give him a taste of his own medicine.
You quietly opened the door and almost screamed once you found Thor already in there.

"Thor!" You whispered loudly. "What are you-"

"Shhhhh!" He put a finger to his lips. "I'm getting him back!"

"What are you doing?"

He smiled mischievously. "Putting my hammer on his toilet seat. What about you?"

You held up the razor. "Letting him taste his own medicine."

You both went to go do your thing. You went up to Loki who was sleeping peacefully and couldn't help but notice how handsome he was. A peaceful expression on his face, his lips parted just a little bit, a lock of hair across his face. You moved the lock out of his face and held up the razor.

"Here we go..."

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You walked into the kitchen the next morning to find Nat and Thor already up, and to your surprise had their eyebrows again.

"You guys are up early." You commented.

"So are you." Nat replied. "We're you the one that shaved Loki's eyebrows last night?"

You chuckled. "Maybe. How'd you know?"

"I went in there at around four in the morning and saw him. Let's just say he has a lovely mustache now."

You all burst out laughing.

"What did you do, Thor?" Nat asked, wiping her eyes.

"I put my hammer on his toilet seat."

You all laughed harder until you suddenly heard Loki's voice shouting.

"THOR, I SWEAR TO ODIN-"

That only made you laugh harder, until a very angry Loki walked in.

"Remove. Your. Hammer. Now." He said to Thor, his tone dangerous.

We all burst into laughter. Not only were his eyebrows gone, but he also had a black 80's cop mustache drawn on his face.

"What are you all-" he stops as if realizing something, then makes a dash to his bathroom.

He comes back in about five minutes, his upper lip red and without the mustache.

"Real mature." He comments. "I only did a 24-hour spell on you guys, but mine'll be gone for weeks!" That only made us laugh harder. He rolled his eyes, but I noticed a slightly amused smirk on his lips as he cast an illusion and gave himself fake ones.

Apparently you all laughed so loud you woke the rest of the tower.

"What's going on?" Tony mumbled sleepily as him, Clint, Steve, and Bruce came in.

"We got revenge." You replied, pointing at Loki.

They all chuckled.

"Karma at its finest." Steve commented.

Just then, the alarm went off.

"This early? Are you kidding me?" Bruce complained.

"I guess those aliens are early birds." Tony said with a yawn. "Let's go, Team."

I hope I didn't offend anyone with Trichotillamania. Just know that I have it too and your not alone, I just wanted to be humorous and write a chapter like this. You are strong! I know you can get through this!