The Best/Worst Musical Musical (BMC, DEH, HEATHERS)

three - slime tutorial

Hi this is connor murphy, right?? :you
This is Evan :you
Evan Hansen :you
Sorry :you

I quickly type out. He definitely gave me somebody else's number, for the fun of it. I don't blame him, I'm just a lost cause, collateral damage at most.

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typing...

This is it now.

unknown contact: No, this is Pauline Simmons from the Simmons household. What is your purpose for contact, if you want my business number for my floorboard sniffing company please state so and venture for business.
unknown contact: jyst fuckin kiddng
unknown contact: if you're looking for the nurohy household residents youvt camf to the right place
unknown contact: soooo
unknown contact: hi evan

"Who's that?-" Jared asks, peering over my shoulder to check my phone, the odd crumb from his BLT spilling onto my shoulder. So much for him becoming vegan this school year.

I turn over to his face, "Wh- uH- nobody?"

"Don't be mean to Pauline Simmons," He adds, before sitting beside me, "anyway, you have like five phone contacts, that's including me and your mom."

The cafeteria is crowded of a lunch. For some ungodly reason, I've decided to attempt to conquer it and sit at a little table in the corner, with a new addition being Jared.

He sits in front of me before rooting in his bag, pulling out a smallish brown bag with a label before sprinkling pink crumbs onto said BLT, "Waaaaait. That is not who I think it is-"

"Wha- who?"

Sighing and letting his head droop apposed to his firm stature in this moment, he shakes his head before tutting and saying, "My dearest Evan, you are seriously not going over to watch slime tutorials."

"M-maybe? I don't know why he wants to watch slime making videos but yeah. I've not seen them sorta videos in a while, hell he might pull out some fidget spinners-" I ramble slightly, "my point is that perhaps. Maybe I'll go over and I don't know.. god I'm more concerned on what actually happens."

Jared begins to softly chuckle. It doesn't seem hostile towards me but it does make me feel moronic that I don't get the joke.

"You do realize what a slime tutorial is right??-"

I nod, "Yeah it's like.. videos of people making slime, step by step?"

He sighs, "Yup.. bang on.."

I take a moment to process this, "It's not like.. a euphemism for.. drugs?" I meekly whisper.

He leans in closer towards my face, I can feel his forehead pressed up against mine. He smirks, "You'll find out soon enough."

So did you wanna say you wanted to see a slime tutorial with me?? :you

unknown contact: that'd be great im liek hslf awake currently so excusw thst
unknown contact: you free tonight? i wanna oack it in vwfire rehearsals tonorrow

Yes I'm free, who's house? :you
Either is fine :you

unknown contact: whatrvt youte comfortable with, my stepdad is at mien at likr uhb fuve i think?? zie is in adn my mom is too
unknown contact: prewarbing you i suppose