My friends and I are all hanging out in out 3rd period class, waiting for break to end-
*my friend Drake had just said something stupid and everyone was laughing at him*
Ethan: Drake, is your brain on?
Drake: I'm not sure...
Me/Drake: I don't think his/my brain is ever on.
*smile at each other and high five*
Helen: Drake, you need to turn your brain on!"
*Helen whacks him on the head*
Helen: Hello! Drake's brain, TURN ON!!"
Drake: OWW!
*Helen keeps repeatedly whacking Drake on head*
Me: Wait, wait...hold up...
*everyone goes silent and listen to me*
Me: Helen, are you saying that *giggle* you're turning Drake on? *smirks and then cracks up with everyone else*
Helen: NO! *still laughing* No, no, no!!
*waves hands in front of her flushed face*
Drake: *blushing slightly and smiling sheepishly while laughing* What the hell, Kali!
Ethan: Aww!! Haha! That was great!!
Me: I know, I know! *puts hand on heart* I feel so proud of myself for that one!
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"That's what." -She
HumorThis is full with 'That's what she said' jokes. Awkward and funny moments with friends, and stories of us being intentionally perverted!
