I'm in Spanish class, my last class for the day. We are all working on a project and I am sitting at a table across from two guys in 8th grade. The two friends aren't working, but talking about 'Dude' things. With a lot of eye rolling, I try to concentrate the best I can. But this one thing they say just kills me!!
Boy #1 (Zane): Hey, what's the funniest part of the Dictionary?
Boy #2 (Kyle):I don't know...
Zane: The Dick! *laughs at his own joke*
Kyle: *bangs the table with his fist* HAHA!! *starts laughing uncontrollably*
Me: *trying to contain laughing by covering my mouth* Pffffffttttt...
Kyle: HAHAHA! Hey, haha, you!
Me: *looks up* What. *trying to hide smile*
Zane: You were laughing!?
Me: Well, YEAH! What do you expect? You blurt out that stupid joke and I'm supposed to keep a straight face... *I pout slightly, disappointed that they caught me. But also glaring at them for being so loud*
Kyle: Haha, yeah. Zane, that was just too good, man.
Zane: Ha! Don't I know it!
Me: Perverts.
Zane: You're one to talk.
Me: WHAT?! *eyes widen* Why does everyone think I'm a pervert?!
Kyle: Because you act like you're one.
Me: *pouting again* No I don't.
Kyle: Haha, then why did you laugh?!
Me: Uh, that w-was because...he freaking...it was just...
*I stumble on my words and become flustered. So I stop talking and start working again. The boys laugh at me obnoxiously.*
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