Kara, Drake and I are bowling. We had ordered drinks a couple minutes ago. It's Kara's turn and Drake and I sit at the table near out alley.
Me: Oh my God, look at how much she's has finished! *points to Kara's drink which is almost empty*
Drake: Haha!
Me: I've had like a quarter of mine, and you've had half!
Drake: She's thirsty... *wiggles eyebrows*
Me: Yea-
Drake: FOR THE D!!
Me: Pfft! Hahaha!
//A couple minutes later\\
Me: *Looks up at our screen that tells the points* Oh, Drake! *Laughs*
Drake: *turns around dramatically* What is it?
Me: You have 69 points! *laughs again*
Kara: Oh yeah he does...cool.
Me: You have 69 points... *looks at Drake and smirks*
Drake: *smirks also in that weird way* Yup. I'm awesome like that...
Kara: What? I don't get it... 69?
Drake/ I: You don't know what that means?!
Kara: No...
Me: Should we tell her? *asks Drake*
Drake: *thinks for a moment* Sure. *shrugs*
Me: Heh, ok. Come closer, Kara.
Kara: *scoots closer to me* What does it mean??
Me: Um..so it's like...a 'You know what' position...where-
Kara: Oh my god, I get it, I get it! *face twists in disgust*
Drake: Haha! Maybe we shouldn't have told her!
Me: No way, we have educated her for the good.
Drake: Yeah, you just keep thinking that.
We finish up our games and pay. And then we play the arcade games that are in the same buildings. Drake plays a car racing game and I'm flinching every time he almost crashes. After that we walk home and we see a bus stop that is made out of glass that is cracked.
Me: *points to bus stop* That's a huge crack!!
Drake: Uh... *starts laughing hysterically* yes, Kali! Haha! That is a huge crack!
Kara: Haha!!
Me: Why are you laughing?
Kara: Says the perverted girl! *keeps laughing*
Me: What?!
Drake: *stops walking and grabs my shoulders* Kali! It's a huge crack! Think...
Me: *thinks for a minute* OH.
Drake/ Kara: Yeah!! Haha!
Me: *blushing* SHUT UP, YOU PERVS!
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