We are watching the movie The Odyssey because we had just read the book-
*the main character (Odysseus) and Circe (lady)* start to get a little touchy feely*
Ms. Carter: And so, *pauses and makes the screen go black while she fast forwards* They are just going to talk for a while here...
Eva: Oh, talking?!
Ms. Carter: Yes, Eva. They are talking about... stuff...
*people laugh and we start to talk about their 'talking'. Then Ms. Carter turns in the movie again. It goes well for a while, but then Odysseus gets a little more touchy feely with Calypso (another lady)*
Ms. Carter: And so they are going to talk also here! *she smiles at us and some people start to roll their eyes*
Eva: Come on! We've seen this stuff before!
Vinnie: You wanna watch that stuff?!
Eva: What!? No!!
Me: And some people haven't watched this stuff before, ok?
*everyone looks at me with raised eyebrows*
Me: What, not me! *I shake my head* Do you people not know me?! *points to Josie* I'm talking about her! She's innocent and we want to keep her that way!
Josie: Hey!!
Drake: True dat. For both things.
Helen: Haha, Kali is a total perv. Of course she has watched this sort of stuff!
Me: Hey!! You sayin that I've watched porn before?
Helen: YAS.
Me: .....well I haven't... *blushes*
Drake: YOU HESITATED!! *points his finger at me enthusiastically and makes that weird face where you frown and widen your eyes...*
Me: I HAVE NOT WATCHED PORN!!
Ethan: ...Corn... *whispers it in the background*
Ms Carter: Kali, Drake, Helen! Please be quiet! And don't talk about such things in my class!
Me/ Drake/ Helen: Sorry...
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"That's what." -She
HumorThis is full with 'That's what she said' jokes. Awkward and funny moments with friends, and stories of us being intentionally perverted!
