Me and Drake are at a BBQ of a friends. By friend, I mean our parents friend. And when I say we are at the BBQ, I mean that we were dragged there by force. And we are the only kids there. So here we are sitting at the dining room table of this persons house. All the adults are on the deck laughing and talking about 'adult' things I presume. But Drake's mom gave us some hotdogs to eat and left us there staring at them.
Me: I'm not that hungry.
Drake: Me either.
*We slowly raise our head to look at each other. I glance down at the plate of hotdogs and cock my head. He nods slowly and we smile.*
//TWO MINUTES LATER....\\
Me: YOU SHALL BE SORRY!! *screaming and charge at Drake with the hotdog in hand*
Drake: No you don't!! *whacks my hotdog with the hotdog he has. He breaks my hotdog in two and I gasp while he cackles.*
Me: How dare-eth you-eth!!
Drake: Hehe!! *laughs and puts his hand down, also lowering the hotdog. My eyes widen and I take a step back when I see the position the hotdog is. It's 'down there' if ya know what I mean.*
Me: Uh, Drake, might wanna raise that hotdog....away from...there... *points and starts to blush slightly while glancing away*
Drake: *looks down. Sees that he's holding the hotdog against his crotch basically.* Oh...HAHA! ITS A WEINER!! * now starts wiggling the hotdog. But he had raised it from between his legs so it didn't look so weird*
Me: EW!! *drops the half of a hotdog and runs into the dining room. I grab another hotdog from the plate* STAY BACK!
Drake: *Comes in through doorway* But it's a WEINER! *wiggles the hotdog*
Me: *cracks a smile* Haha... *looks down at hotdog in hand, thinks, then says:* ITS A WEINER!!
*we both laugh and start running around smacking each other with the hotdogs. And whenever we do, we yell at the other: It's a weiner!*
//MINUTES LATER\\
*Both staring at remaining hotdogs on the plate*
Drake: I don't really feel like eating those now...
Me: Me either...
*looks at each other*
Drake: I wonder what they will think when they see all the half bits of hotdogs all around...
Me: Haha, yeah...*looks back at plate* But I'm still sort of hungry though...
Drake: Me too.
*Looks at one another again*
Me/ Drake: MOOOOMMMMM!!!!!
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"That's what." -She
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