"That's what." -She

School- Morning Break

My friends and I are waiting in 3rd period class again-

Drake: I feel like a unicorn...

Helen: I feel like a llamacorn...

Ethan: ...

Me: I feel like a potato...

Josie: I'm tired!! *is sitting on desk, puts hands on Drake's shoulders and leans on him*

Drake: *makes a face* No, no. Josie, no.

*Josie continues to lean on Drake while he tries to move away*

Helen: Girl, he got a personal BUBBLE! Ever heard of it?

Me: *whispers to Kara* Oh, girl got some sass!

Kara: *whispers back to me* I think she might be jelly!!

*both of us squeal, earning strange looks from everyone*

Josie: I'm tired!

Me: GIRL. We gets it!

Drake: Like Helen said, personal bubble...back up girl. *tries to walk away from Josie again*

Josie: But I want to pop your bubble!

Helen: WHAT!? * starts laughing*

Ethan: *snorts and starts laughing hysterically*

Me: wha... *i honesty don't get why they are freaking out for a moment*

Kara: Think about what she said! 'I want to pop your bubble'?!

Me: ...............HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Drake: Josie! Going a little fast there aren't we!? *slightly blushing but also laughing*

*Ethan still dying from laughter in the corner of the room*

Josie: What!? What did I do!? What did I say?

Helen: *laughs harder* The fact that you don't understand makes it even better!!

Me: Girl, you is pretty innocent...that's good

Josie: What did I say!?

*everyone is laughing*

Ethan: Should we tell her?

Helen: YAS.

Drake: Um...I mean, the fact that she said that to ME... a GUY.

Kara: Kali, you do it!

Me: HUH? Why me!?

Drake: Yeah, Kali! You're the more mature one here! *pats me on back and tries to shove me toward Josie*

Me: Just because I'm more responsible doesn't mean I'm mature about speaking about that stuff!! Who is the one making all the perverted jokes?!

*silence and everyone stares at me*

Me: Yeah, yeah. That's me. I make those jokes!

Drake: That's an even better reason for you to tell her. You understand the language!

Me: LANGUAGE?!

Drake: NOW GO. *shoves me and the rest of the group huddles in the corner is the room giggling and whispering while staring at us*

Josie: What..? *literally looks like she is at the verge of tears*

Me: Oh gawd, why me? Ok, Josie. Um...so you know...UH...so like...when people...do... *smack my hands together* that...

Josie: ....what....?

Me: *glances back toward the group and they snicker and point at me* So um...like when... A bird and a bee...you ever heard that saying?

Josie: No.

Me: Zam girl. Just now innocent are ya?!

*Josie shrugs*

Me: So. Ya know the word...*leans in to whisper in her ear* virginity...

Josie: What, no...

Me: *eyes bulge and then runs back to the group*
*they all lean in as I whisper to them rather loudly*
Me: She doesn't know what virginity mean!

Helen: WHAT!? HAHAHA!!

Ethan: Huuuuhhhh?!!? HAHA!!

Drake: Pfft! HAHAHA!

Me: I know right? HAHA!

Josie: NO! No!! I know what that means!! *looks like she is going to cry still*

Me: Then why did you say no when I asked you did you know what it was?

Josie: I didn't understand the question!!

Me: Ok then, um...haha. I'm done, I'm not explaining it to her! We should just preserve her innocence...it would be for the better.

*the group agrees on it but Josie keeps whining about how she wants to know. Oh well. I guess she never will*

Me: Josie! Look it up if you wanna know so bad!!

Josie: No! Eww...

Kara: Do you not get the context of it all? Like, what you said and how that is mixed in with the word virginity?

Josie: No...

Drake: Yeah, no. Josie, * puts hands on shoulder* just, let it go.

Ethan: LET IT GOOO! LET IT GOO-

Me/ Drake/ Helen/ Kara/ Josie/ Whole class: SHUT UP, ETHAN!!