Part 14 (131-140)

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#131: I got so many followers I have to send them restraining orders for stalking

#132: Marraige is an institution, but so it Alcatraz (Jeff dunham quote)

#133: This cereal is so good I got to make a big deal and sing a rap song

#134: I got to go to mount doom to defeat the empire with the princes and princesses of narnia! (Guess the movies used)

#135: Yamchas like cheep dollar store batteries, they work well at first but then just keeps dieing before the exede usefulness

#136: Not once on home alone did the wet bandits ever get seriously hurt

#137: Cement doesn't taste good went you meet it

#138: Get pillow, name it kindness, smother enemys with kindness

#139: I got up on the wrong side of the bed *floats above bed onto feet*

#140: I am behind you as you read this, I got "cake" (just kidding XD)

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