#131: I got so many followers I have to send them restraining orders for stalking
#132: Marraige is an institution, but so it Alcatraz (Jeff dunham quote)
#133: This cereal is so good I got to make a big deal and sing a rap song
#134: I got to go to mount doom to defeat the empire with the princes and princesses of narnia! (Guess the movies used)
#135: Yamchas like cheep dollar store batteries, they work well at first but then just keeps dieing before the exede usefulness
#136: Not once on home alone did the wet bandits ever get seriously hurt
#137: Cement doesn't taste good went you meet it
#138: Get pillow, name it kindness, smother enemys with kindness
#139: I got up on the wrong side of the bed *floats above bed onto feet*
#140: I am behind you as you read this, I got "cake" (just kidding XD)