281- The man you are sword fighting with isnt left handed either
282- you think of the perfect comeback, after the arguement is over
283- you have no idea what to do for a Klondike bar
284- you just joined facebook, my your names waldo, no one can find you
285- Your mom just called you special you have no idea who this Ed kid is
286- you have to cut the red wire, your color blind
287- Your so ugly even scorpion wont finish you
288- you use the remote as a cell phone, it replys back
289- Even baloni changed his first name because you had the same name
290- You make an appointment witn doctor pepper, it helps you more then your regular doctor
