Facepalm Moments

Part 40 (371-380) Jeff Dunham Edition

371- Walter: She thinks its crazy how many folks get plastic surgery
Jeff: She wouldnt do that?
Walter: why?
Jeff: Why not
Walter: Oh come on putting new headlights in a mini van dont make it a corvette

372- Jeff: So you could say your kids save your marrage?
Walter: Yeah..........Bastards

373- Jeff: What do you do on facebook?
Walter: I get on a defriend everyone possible
Jeff: Why
Walter: So they can wonder what the hell they did wrong, its funny as hell

374- Bubba J: Traffics just like marriage
Jeff: Why
Bubba J: Your stuck with it because there was an accident

375- Bubba J: I may be dumb but your helping me

376- Penut: Why did the paparazzi have to take a picture of kim kardashiana? She could have did it herself click,click, click, click, oh got to take one of my but panorama!

377- Penut: The best part of waking up is coffee in your butt!

378- Achmed: You see Iraq!

379- Achmed: If these people had to chose between Justin Biber, Kim Kardashian and a Dead terrorist I would win that contest f***ing hands down

380- Achmed- I click you! Im a cyber terrorist