Part 29 (261-270)

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Sorry 12 came out now I forgot to publish it in order

261- Tp someones house laugh at next person who walks into bathroom, you used the last roll on the tp job.

262- They see me rollin they hatin they wonder why a teens and a small tricycle

263- Do long mkx finish him combo just to mess it up and hit him or hee down

264- Imagine yourself playing a sport epicly, then see yourself in reality

265- Yo mama is so fat when she played the scarry maze game, the face said she quit and then yo mama took the job

266- Make comlpex minecraft home forget to save

267- Mental note fix elevator *places note on top of thousands of others

268- In minecraft after creeper explodes your home you sing

My homes gone like a freight train gone like yesterday gone like a soldire in the civil war, its gone, gone gone, its destroyed

269- Whats the difference between a shank and a shiv?
Depends for cutting of stabbing?
Is there a difference?
Is there an difference *chuckles*

270- Ignore the Kinect star wars dancing game entirely, leave no traces of its existence

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