Facepalm Moments

Part 32 Lord of the rings edition (291-300)

291- You go a guide his name is Gollum

292- You reffer your wedding ring as my precious!

293- That elephant still only counts as one

294- You shall not pass! This chapter without laughing

295- Loose your finger to a former hobbit, your response toss him into lava

296- what are you going to do to stop me? *slashes throat* that'll do it *dies*

297- Are you easedropping samwisegamgi?
No sir ive been dropping no ease

298- Charge into horde of orcs but forgot sword

299- Thorin is a real thorn in my side

300- This is sparta! No this is Mordor! Sparta is a few islands back! *leonidis takes army back to sparta*