291- You go a guide his name is Gollum
292- You reffer your wedding ring as my precious!
293- That elephant still only counts as one
294- You shall not pass! This chapter without laughing
295- Loose your finger to a former hobbit, your response toss him into lava
296- what are you going to do to stop me? *slashes throat* that'll do it *dies*
297- Are you easedropping samwisegamgi?
No sir ive been dropping no ease
298- Charge into horde of orcs but forgot sword
299- Thorin is a real thorn in my side
300- This is sparta! No this is Mordor! Sparta is a few islands back! *leonidis takes army back to sparta*
