#181: Women want men like playdough so they can mold them the way they want
#182: Happy birthday youngest kid in the world! And you too other kid *says it every second*
#183: My mothers mad better call a vet shes having a cow!
#184: (My dad made this joke and it relates to the last) um honey I dont think the vet makes late night calls
#185: If you don't succeed at first, hide the evidence before the trial
#186: I like trips, but not trips to the islands of floor
#187: Im in a love hate relationship with my crush, I love her she hates me
#188: Im not the man this gym deserves im the man it doesn't need, im fatman!
#189: How many people dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? One it isn't that hard
#190: I hate mondays, and sundays
