#111: Enjoy that youve made it through 111 mommets
#112: Shake weight world's laziest exercise routine
#113: Polotitions are like dirty dipers, they should be changed regularly and are full of crap
#114: Prank call yourself in the future just to bug yourself
#115: I love water flavored ice cream, its called ground up ice
#116: You are now thinking of pie and pi
