《Stardew Valley》Never Say Never - Alex X Sebastian

Agreement

I didn't expect for me to be so kind, to say that he could choose what he wants to do. This douche shouldn't have the right to, especially because he dragged me into this mess. It's his fault we're fake dating. But whatever, an eye for an eye makes the world go blind.

But of course, he chose the latter. We're going to be dating, at least for now.

"Let me get some rules straight, okay?" He nodded, "one, no more fake kissing. Unless if it's totally necessary, and no PDA too."

He seemed to understand, damn right he should, I am not going through that fake kissing thing again.

"Two, try to be nicer to me at least a bit! This goes for me too, but you act like im your arch nemesis or something. People will think that's strange since we're dating." He seemed to not like that one.

"Three, we should hang out just a little bit, alright? Everyone will think that we are weird if we don't." He looked like he hated that one even more.

"Alright, I'll agree to those terms, if you agree to mine." He said.

The moment he opened my mouth I was scared, and I was right to be.

"Four, we date for three months. So by the time we stop dating it's June. I think that's a pretty good time for us to date, don't you think? Nice and short." He snickered.

I don't know what's up with his condescending attitude but it gives me the creeps! And he only acts this way around me. Why not pick on someone else?!

"Five, let me make up most of the lies. Unlike you I'm pretty good at lying, I've been able to lie about liking you for this long so, hey. Put some faith in me." I didnt want to put even an ounce of faith into him, but I had to.

"And finally, six. Let's not talk bad about each other behind our backs, keep to the lie." Damn it! I was planning on doing that!

We both agreed to the terms and even wrote it down for good measure. I didn't think there was anything more to talk about until he began to talk again.

"Oh, and I saw that Sam was stressed out about thinking you're playing me or something. And it seems strange how you liked Haley and then suddenly came to like me in one night. So how about this, say you said you liked Haley because you were embarrassed you liked me."

"Why would I like you...?" I mumbled.

He laughed, "I don't know. Say that we were hanging out secretly, just make something up."

The more we talk the more lies come about. I'm going to be head over tea kettle with all of these lies! Isnt this just bad? With all of these things we've been making up someone has to be able to read in-between the lines and figure out we're lying.

But now Sebastains acting normal again, by normal I mean conniving and unreadable. It's only when he's stressed out that he shows his actual colors. What those colors are im not sure, kind of scared to find out.

What I do know though is that he acts cool and unfazed at everything I say normally, but the moment we talk about something incriminating about him he breaks down. Like... talking about how he supposedly likes me. Maybe I should poke some fun at that.

"But hey, I don't know if I can trust you. Maybe you really do like me and are just lying again." I say, biting the inside of my cheek to resist laughing.

He looked at me like I just dropped a bomb. Perfect. "What are you talking about? What else do I need to do to prove it to you?" He asked with a snarky tone.

"Hmmm... I don't really know. Well I'm gonna get going." I said, pushing myself off of his bed.

By the look on his face I'd say he was quite infuriated. I wish I could take a picture of his expression and hang it on my wall just to laugh at it all day. Jeez, that's really tempting.

"You... whatever, think what you want." He huffed.

I couldn't help but smile at his reaction, how couldn't I? He's so fun to mess with. Yeah sure that sounds weird out of context but its true.

"See you tomorrow." I say, a huge grin on my face.

"Who said-"

I closed the door on him. I half expected for him to rush over and hit me over the head but he didn't. All he did was curse in his room. I felt a sense of disappointment for some unknown reason, I kind of wish he was so mad he would run over to me. That would've been funny.

I laugh to myself as I go out the front door. I begin to walk home when I realize Sam wanted me to text him, ah crap. I opened my phone and saw he had already messaged me a few times.

"Where are you?", "why are you taking so long?", "are you avoiding me?" I chuckled a bit looking at them.

I decided to call him, better than messaging. He picked up almost immediately.

"Hey Sam-"

"What happened? Are you alright? Did he try anything?" He practically shouted.

"No! He didn't try anything." I replied.

Sam sighed, seemingly a sigh of relief. I guess he was really concerned for me. That made me feel pretty good.

"So, you're gonna tell me what happened?" I felt dread from this question.

But I can't just lie to him, he's my best friend. But Sebastain... he trusts me to lie. Well not trust, he's more like forcing me to lie.

"Okay well... I met his parents-"

"YOU WHAT?!" He screamed.

[Sorry for ending this chapter kind of abruptly its just 1000 words is my limit per chapter lmao].