Love Conquers All [Sasuke x Naruto Oneshots]

Sasuke turns into a girl? (Part 2)

Sasuke's POV

We walked down the Konoha market to look for some fruits and vegetables and anything else that can do for a decent meal. And till now, the journey had been very peaceful. No known faces in the crowd. Honestly, I didn't want to bump into anyone I had known in the past. I was aware that I was dressed like a woman and it's almost impossible for any stranger to even imagine that this woman could be Sasuke, as in me. But if it's one of those friends of Naruto, there's a slight possibility they might recognize me.

I was just thanking the heavens for not bringing any known face in front of us, when suddenly a voice called out to Naruto. And that was definitely a voice I had heard before, and to add, I didn't like it one bit.

"Hey Naruto, where are you going?" It was the black-head Sai.

He was a total creep, and why did he even care where Naruto's headed!? That jerk! He was only a replacement for me, he had no right to get close to my Naruto!! Wait... 'my'...?

"Oh, hey Sai!! What's up buddy?" Naruto smiled like an idiot.

'Stop smiling at him like that!!'

"Just going on a walk, where are you... ooh ~ You're with a girl? ~" he was looking at me now.

Okay, I had no intention of getting to know this person but if I didn't say anything then he'd only get suspicious and ask more questions. So, I'll act normal.

"Oh, hi there." I smiled, as polite as possible.

But Sai took a few minutes to look me up from down and then he turned to look at Naruto once again, "Does she know that you don't have a penis?"

I coughed. What the hell!

"Gahh!! Stop saying weird stuff, you idiot!" Naruto panicked, his face, a little flushed.

"Ok sorry, but still, why are you with a girl?" Sai asked, this time keeping the jokes away.

"Huh? Can't I be with one?"

"Is she your girlfriend?"

What the hell was wrong with this replacement!? Girlfriend!? As if!! No way in hell, I'd ever be Naruto's girlfriend!

But the moment this thought crossed my head, I felt another tightness in my chest. I felt like I couldn't breathe. The thought of Naruto getting a wife, one day and making his own family and having kids, somehow, I couldn't bear to create that image in my head.

Aren't I your family? Will you go looking for a wife some day and I won't be that 'family' of yours anymore...?

"Oh yes, she is."

And once again, I was brought back to reality.

I immediately looked at Naruto's face. He was blushing!! Why was he blushing!!?

"She is my girlfriend. Say, isn't she pretty?" Naruto said, not exactly meaning it as a question. And then with a smile that felt real, genuine and caring and full of adoration, and a lot of other unknown emotions, he looked at me. I was mesmerized. His eyes were shining like the blue in the ocean. His smile bringing all the warmth I had craved for ever since I was a kid. What was this feeling? I felt... petrified; almost as if I would drown in those eyes...

(Author's Note – Did I overdo it with the poetic phrases?)

And his lips...

I immediately turned my head away from his, before my mind started making fantasies of how his perfectly carved lips would feel over mine. My face was probably red and I felt extremely hot.

"But, weren't you in love with Sasuke?" Sai questioned, confused.

"W-What...? Why would you say that!!?" Naruto immediately retaliated. Was he that disgusted with the idea...? Wait, what was I even thinking...?

"Well, I don't know, I just thought... well, never mind, I know I'm not wrong, you are in love with that Sasuke. You always have been."

"You're wrong! She..." Naruto pointed towards me, "...is my girlfriend. I love her!"

Sai: "You're gonna break her heart someday. You don't actually love her. You're just saying that."

Naruto: "How could you even say something like that!? I do love her!"

Sai: "Oh really? ~ Then prove it!"

Naruto: "W-What...? What do you even mean...?"

Sai: "If you love her, then prove it to me!"

By now, Naruto had gone completely quiet.

In fact, I didn't understand why Naruto was even bothering with this guy... "Listen..."

I had just opened my mouth to say something, when I felt a pair of strong arms wrap around my waist and pull me closer, till our bodies were pressed together. "N-Naruto...?"

But before I could even contemplate what Naruto was planning to do, I felt a pair of soft lips crash into mine.

My mind short-circuited. Naruto was kissing me. He had closed his eyes, his one hand on my waist pressing me to his tight masculine body and the other behind my neck. And I felt a roller coaster of emotions rush to all parts of my body. The more I thought of rejecting his kiss, the deeper I got pulled in. His lips were moving perfectly against mine and for the first time, I felt these strange fluttery emotions inside my stomach that were driving me crazy.

I gave in. And wrapping my arms around his neck, tip-toeing a little, for him to get a comfortable standing, and kissed him back. He opened his eyes for a moment, shocked, as if he didn't think I'd kiss him back, but closed them immediately afterwards and continued.

That kiss, was the best thing that I had ever felt in all these damn years.

When after having kissed quite passionately for a few minutes we broke away, Sai was nowhere in sight. Wasn't he the one who had asked Naruto to prove his love... oh wait!

I immediately looked at Naruto again, with a questioning look. I wanted to ask, 'Why did you do that!?' but I was way too embarrassed to say anything. But Naruto had probably guessed my thoughts, that he added, "I didn't know how else to prove my 'love', so, you know..." he averted his gaze and stuttered.

"You shouldn't have said that I was your girlfriend to begin with then, you idiot! Who would even believe that!!?"

Honestly, I didn't even know where to start!

"Well..." he hesitated a little, before he replied, "I didn't want him to think you were available or something..."

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Idiot.

"But, I'm not available."

Idiot. Idiot. Idiot.

"But...!!" Naruto was about to get defensive, with his eyebrows like that.

"Weren't you the one who said... that, I am your 'dearest wifey'...Or did you just say it on a whim...?"

What happened next?  I barely remember.

But I did remember feeling Naruto's lips on mine, once again, after that.