Horse-iarchy

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by Zan233

by Zan233

They're the ones who really ought to be running everything.

Main Ken's POV

When I tried patriarchy, I think the real problem was the lack of horses. It was boring without horses. BarbieLand doesn't have any. But we really should get some.

Maybe we should find some horses, ride them over from the real world, and put them in charge. That would be nice. Because horses are great. I've never ridden one, but I bet it would be amazing. Those majestic creatures just running everything.

At first, patriarchy seemed to be all about horses, and that was such a good idea. So there's the solution to all our problems.

Horses. Think about it.