Sleep drunk😱

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Wooo another one
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☁️fluff- just the club hanging out

It was quite late and,in jakes house for a change, the club were having a sleepover. Shannon was redecorating the lounge so sleepovers at the sibling's house was out of bounds , so Jake being the band member with the second largest house , hosted the sleepover this night.
Being as this was jakes like, second sleepover , he was yet to experience the wonder that is sleep drunk Luke...and uh boy did it kick in tonight.

It was around 10:30 and the club wee playing board games on the floor of jakes room. Hailey and Jake shares one bean bag while Milly sprawled out on the other. While the the couple were sitting on the floor.

Jake rolled the dice and moved a few spaces and then he passed it to Luke.
The auburn haired males boyfriend nudged him to get him to notice and he lazily took the dice and rolled it and like Jake loved his peice...the wrong way.
"Yo Luke, other way dude" Jake smiled
"Oh! Sorry!" He said going forward double what he did to make up for going backwards.
"Also , you look shattered luke, you good?"
The blonde said chuckling

"Ah luke is entering his infamous sleep drunk era" Haley joked before picking up a card to pass to Milly to read for the boy.
"His what" Jake said , confused.

"Oh god you've NEVER seen it?! Hang on watch this!"
Milly picked up a card for Luke to be quizzed on and read it out.
"Yo tall girl from Netflix. Name 3 famous people" and she put the five second timer on.

"Uh
Matt Le blanc
Jeremy Kyle ...and
Jesus"
(Real answer from me when I played five second rule)
Everyone burst out laughing at Jesus,I mean he wasn't wrong?
"JESUS BYE" Sean was wheezing while nearly spilling his drink
Even Zander laughed and went: "hun..that was...an interesting experience"

"Am I wrong?" Luke said lying down.
"Like my guy literally got some water did some snaps and claps and BAM! Wine!"
Everyone was dying
"And don't even get me started on him walking on the water, like... the possibilities are endless , he could be able to swim on land"
"Right. Luke, are you high?" Jake asked sipping his milkshake.
"No..." Luke said sitting back up and leaning his head on Zander. "At least...I know for a fact I didn't take drugs consciously,it's silly, unless it's like doctor drugs—"
Zander piped up,interrupting like so he doesn't ramble one for the whole night
"Nah he's good, just sleep drunk"

"Yeah this term of sleep drunk, I Litrelly have no idea what it means,someone explain"

"Right so,as you know , Luke is an INCREDIBLY light sleeper, but he's also a guy who loves his seven hours"  Sean said,gettong up to grab his phone

"Go on..." Jake said eevee to see where this is going.

"And for some wack reason, like when the night is still young, his mind like kinda goes to sleep, leaving on the only things needed for a human to barley function,
,like removing his filter . thus him littrelly just zoning out and randomly commentating his train of thought"
"WHICH ,might I add"the teal haired girl piped up,sitting up, "makes him come out with CRAZY STUPID things , like Jesus swimming in grass."
Sean came back from retrieving his phone,and was now on Snapchat. "Look at these things" the dk said becoming everyone over,leaving Luke starfish poses on the floor.
Noe the black eyed boy pulled up videos of Luke just speaking nonsense. Jakes personal favourite was. "Zander,or everyone really.if you got to pick your gay slash sexual awakening character,what would it be...mine is...Alice angel and fricking phantom of the opera "

The whole club burst out laughing and Luke,confused , came waddling over,again looking tired.
"Omg it's me" he said amused. Zander looked behind and ruffled the auburn boys hair. "Yeah sleep drunk Luke is fun, but just count your blessings that you've never seen him PAST that threshold and witnessed , nearly dead Luke" Zander snickered.
"Nah I've never seen that" Milly says "maybe we should sleep deprive him to see it!"
"MILLY NO—"

It was getting later and the club were just dissing now, chatting and joking about stuff and school.
"Jake...you need fairy lights.......and plants...OH! And AND stuffed animals." Luke blirted out staring at the ceiling.

"Wow,loving the interior designs tips Luke, your so versatile."
"Real" the dj replied "you've been a philosopher,photographer,director,a game show host AND an interior designer tonight."
The whole club waited for a stupid reply, until Zander whispered them to look, INLY to see the auburn boy asleep in Shia boyfriends lap.
"Damn bro,looks like you got the bean bag tonight" Milly joked as zander sighed.
"Nah I'll pull an all nighter on my phone or talking to you or sum"

"He will not be though" he laughed pointing at his yellow eyed boyfriend,stroking his hair.

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844 words!

no comment on Thai one EXEPT it's slightly rushed

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