Yoko: HELP! I TOLD DIVINA I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Eugene, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Enid: How do I ask someone out?
Divina: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.
Enid: No!
Wednesday: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
Enid: Stop!
Y/N: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.
Enid: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.
Wednesday: Here are two pictures. one of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump.
Enid: *points at a picture* That one is the dump.
Wednesday: tHEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!
Y/N: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Eugene: wHat?
Y/N: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Eugene: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?
Y/N: We always used to do the Wordle rather than take notes in class.
Y/N: To stop us the teacher would always threaten to tell us the answer if we didn't pay attention.
Yoko: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey!
Bianca: But I'm a vegan.
Yoko: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.
Y/N: I wonder who's ruining my life.
Y/N: *looks in the mirror*
Y/N: So we meet again.
Wednesday: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
Eugene: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit?
Yoko: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move.
Enid: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit.
Enid: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks.
Ajax: Are. Are you speaking from experience.
Enid: No!
Enid:
Enid: ....Maybe.
Y/N: Stay foxy.
Wednesday: Die lonely.
Y/N: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.
Wednesday: But did I make you cry?
Y/N: *cries on the spot*
Wednesday: ...Shit.
