only sfw. no dirty jokes
Xavier: Why would you do that?
Y/N: Because I feel guilty.
Divina: Guilt is a trick emotion. It's put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.
Bianca: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Xavier: We have three, actually!
Kent: Pick your favorite.
Yoko: Can you be serious for five minutes?
Ajax: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Kent, entering the room: *Sees Ajax and leaves*
Ajax, watching Kent leave: There's my monthly dose of Kent...
Yoko: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.
Y/N: You're mean!
Enid: You're meaner!
Y/N: Yeah, well, you're ugly too!
Enid: You're uglier!
Y/N: You're a dumbass!
Enid: You're a dumberass!
Y/N: You think "dumberass" is a good insult!
Divina, to Kent: One universe, nine planets, seven seas, seven continents, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.
Y/N: Hey, that's not very nice-
Kent: There are only eight planets, you uncultured swine!
Y/N, forgetting about Divina: VIVA LA PLUTO, FUCK YOU!
Yoko: *on the phone* Hey Divina, do you know my blood type?
Divina: Of course, it's B-.
Yoko: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!
Xavier: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Ajax: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Thing: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Kent: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Bianca: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Wednesdy : Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Y/N: You sleep with a teddybear.
Wednesdy : He's my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
Tyler: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You're supposed to say I have 'the right to remain silent'"! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Ajax: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.
Kent: Bianca has never seen Star Wars? Yoko, the only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that's cause they lived them, Yoko! That's cause they lived the Star Wars!
Ajax: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."
Y/N: ...
Y/N: What a stupid fucking quote.
Y/N: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.
Ajax: I ran into Wednesdy in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked them what they were doing, they just shrugged, said "these are my roaming hours," and wandered off, strumming vaguely on their guitar.
Dear Ashy,
You ask, you shall recieve. I hope you enjoyed this.
Pancake:)
