Y/N: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.
Y/N: My facebook photo is a landscape.
Y/N: So, according to my university, it is, quote, "my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department."
Y/N: Now, if you're a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.
Y/N: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!
Y/N: Do you ever think? Because I do not.
Y/N: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!
Y/N: Raisins. It's nature's candy.
Y/N: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I'm somehow always feeling both simultaneously.
Y/N: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.
Y/N: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
Y/N: I'm never donating blood ever again.
Y/N: The second you walk through the door, it's just one invasive question after another!
Y/N: 'Where did you get it?' 'Why is it in a bucket?' I mean, do you want it or not?
