AN- some wenclaire in this is platonic, sorry <3
: sapnu puaS.
Y/N: What??
Enid: What language is that.
Wednesday: Turn your phone 180 degrees.
*Wednesday was removed from the groupchat*
Y/N: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.
Wednesday: It's my turn to cuddle Enid.
Y/N: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!
Enid: I find it very unseemly of Y/N to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?
Wednesday: Die. Let's find out.
Y/N, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Enid: Wednesday's in the kitchen.
Y/N: Talk dirty to me~
Wednesday: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Y/N: Wha-
Wednesday: The economy is in shambles.
Y/N: Pfft, you should meet Wednesday, they're such a tsundere.
Enid: They... they just stabbed you.
Y/N: So cute.
Wednesday: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Y/N: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Wednesday: Stop.
Y/N, walking into Enid and Wednesday's bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.
Enid: What was it about?
Wednesday: No, don't ask them that!
Enid: Why not?
Wednesday: Cause they'll answer!
Y/N: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Wednesday: Yes.
Y/N: I love you.
Wednesday: It back.
*Later*
Enid: Why is Y/N crying face-down on the floor?
AN-I really need some ideas TnT
