Baldie x reader

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no hate to bianca, it's just a funny nickname i have seen.


Y/N: You look good in that hoodie.

Bianca: You know where else I'd look good?

Y/N, zero hesitation: My bed.

Bianca, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?



Y/N: Stay foxy.

Bianca: Die lonely.




Y/N: You have to apologize to them Bianca.

Bianca: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!



Y/N: Relationships should be 50/50. Bianca cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.



Bianca: I fell—

Y/N: From heaven?

Bianca: No, I literally fell—

Y/N: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Bianca: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Y/N: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.



Bianca: I owe you one.

Y/N: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.




Bianca: Go fuck yourself.

Y/N, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch



Bianca: *angrily presses Y/N against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!

Y/N: ...

Y/N: Are we about to kiss-

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