Xavier: I feel like doing something stupid.
Tyler: I'm stupid, do me.
Yoko: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Divina: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
Thing: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Y/N: I just wanna fucking marry Wednesday!!
Y/N: Did Ajax just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Tyler: Yeah, they did.
Y/N: And did I just do finger guns back?
Tyler: Yeah, you did.
Y/N: How much did you spend on this date?
Enid: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
Enid, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Tyler: Y/N's in the kitchen.
Enid: *Holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.
Wednesday: Enid, that's gay.
Enid: We've been dating for 2 years—
Y/N: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Eugene: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Y/N: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Xavier, on a walkie talkie: This is Xavier, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
Enid: Well, Y/N and I finally did it!
The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Enid: That's right... We kissed!
Xavier: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Bianca: Are you a software update? because not right now.
Ajax: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?
Eugene: Yes?
Ajax: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.
Eugene: Fuck.
Ajax: It's gonna be a fun week!
Eugene: I'm going to Yoko's house.
Ajax: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.
Ajax: Hi.
Xavier: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell them?
Ajax: I did.
Xavier: And what did they say?
Ajax: "Thank you."
Xavier: You're totally welcome. What'd they say?
Ajax: They said, "Thank you." I said "I love you" and Eugene said, "Thank you."
A/N- lots of random ships for you to enjoy. If you want me to make any kind of interactions between anyone shipping or not, just ask <333
