Enid, throwing their head into Y/N's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Y/N, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
Y/N: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Enid: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Y/N: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Enid: Is it working?
Enid: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Y/N: AS ENEMIES?!
Enid:
Enid: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Y/N: Okay.
Enid: And make out during the scary parts.
Y/N: Th-
Y/N: The scary parts.
Y/N: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Enid: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Y/N: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
Y/N: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.
Enid: Hi, I'm 'things'.
Y/N: *angrily presses Enid against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Enid: ...
Enid: Are we about to kiss-
Y/N: I love you.
Enid, not paying attention: What was that?
Y/N: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-
Enid: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Y/N: It was autocorrect.
Enid: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Y/N: Yes.
Y/N: Enid and I are no longer dating.
Enid: Y/N, that's a horrible way of telling people we're married.
Enid: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Y/N: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Enid: That was so hot, Y/N.
Y/N: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Enid: I'm so in love with you.
Enid: Are we fighting or flirting?
Y/N: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Enid: Your point?
Enid: My hands are cold.
Y/N: Here, let me hold them.
Enid: My lips are cold too.
Y/N: *covers Enid's mouth with their hand*
AN- guys you gotta help me out by telling me what you want! <3
