Mafia Wearwolf Vampire Book

Chapter 8 - The Argument

Finally. The Glickinator cleaned his dog's shit and we were alone again.
"I love you, Emily. Honestly. Truly. I love you."
"SHUT YO GOOFY ASS UP," we hear from the sky.
"Not this again," the Glickinator says turning into his werewolf form."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP KATE!"
"NO! YOU CANNOT BE TOGETHER! THIS NEEDS TO STOP!!!"
I fall to my knees crying
"But- But I wuv da Glickinator. 🥺👉👈"
"Emily, what the fuck have you been smoking?"
"Love. Love is the only thing I get high on..."
"You need to get high on mental medications Emily. You have no self-respect. Stop it."
"BUT I LOVE HIM!"
"NO, YOU DON'T! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING. BOTH OF YOU. IF YOU DO NOT END THIS RELATIONSHIP- I WILL REAK HELL UPON THIS EARTH."
God Kate leaves.
"I know we aren't meant to be baby gworl but fuck god. We are meant to be," the Glickinator says.
I flutter my eyes shut.
"I uh... have to tell you something..."
"What is it?"
"Speaking of um... god. I have to admit something..."
"What is it, my one true love?"
"I have been in a throuple poly relationship with God and somebody else... and I was quite happy in it."
"YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?"
"I DIDN'T CHEAT! I STARTED THIS THROUPLE WHEN WE BROKE UP! CHILL THE FUCK OUT!"
"YOU'RE A WHORE!"
"YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!"
I cry.
"I am beyond disappointed," he says...
"Well, I got something that might make you even more disappointed."
"I highly doubt that," he says in annoyance.
"There's nothing else you can do to hurt me..."
"Well, the other person in the throuple is... your mom."
He starts shaking. Blood running from his mouth, he becomes a were-wolf vampire and starts howling in anger.
"YOU DATED BOTH MY BROTHER AND MOTHER."
"I like to keep it in the family."
"I HATE YOU!"
"I HATE YOU MORE!"
"You... you're with my wife," I hear a voice call out. It was King Naia. Tears started to form in his eyes.
"Where the fuck did you come from?"
"Doesn't matter. I can't believe you're with my wife."
"Was. I WAS with your wife. I'm so sorry King Naia."
"They...cheated on me... I can't- I can't handle this."
Naia dies. The Glickinator cries.
"You are dead to me Emily," the Glickinator says. He throws me out of the palace and I am again greeted by the smell of cow shit.
"Goodbye wanna be Trisha Paytas," Tate says.