Okay this is the first time I've published anything on this site, so bare with me. This particular story came from a dream and I've just given it a bit of detail and run with it. Hope you like it...
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I walked into the bar; it was the first time I’d been into that particular bar. The gay bar. But I hadn’t had any luck anywhere else, so I decided to give it a shot. As soon as I entered I knew that I’d come to the right place, and I saw her immediately. It was kind of hard not to notice her really. She was wearing a rather revealing dress, with rips and safety pins. Unfortunately though, one of the rips had strayed and in doing so, revealed one of her nipples. I couldn’t stand to see someone so exposed without realising, so I walked right up to her.
“Excuse me, I don’t want to alarm you, but did you realise that one of your nipples is showing?” I leaned in close so that no one else could hear, only her.
“Oh my goodness!” She looked down to see for herself and that’s when I realised that her nipple was pierced. “Hide me!” She exclaimed.
“What?” I didn’t click right away.
“Hide me so I can fix my dress up,” she grabbed my arm and placed me in front of her, I turned my back to her to give her a bit of privacy. “Thank you so much,” the woman touch me on the shoulder when she was finished and I turned back around to face her.
“No worries eh,” I tried to brush off her gratitude.
“Oh shit,” she said looking over my shoulder and I followed her gaze, spotting a tough looking woman walking into the bar.
“Who’s that?” I turned back to the woman I was talking to.
“My ex,” she said simply and that was enough of an explanation. “You don’t think you could… on second thought, don’t worry about it, it’s too much to ask,” the woman started to ask me something.
“Na, what is it?”
“Could you pretend to be with me so she’ll leave me alone?” The woman made her request.
“Yeah, sweet as,” I said making her smile. “Can I buy you a drink?”
“A vodka and orange would be good right about now,” she turned to the bar as I walked up to it next to her. “Put your arm around my waist,” she whispered into my ear as I ordered our drinks. I turned to look at her as the bar tender prepared our drinks. “It’ll make this look so much more real,” she smiled as the bar tender put the drinks down in front of me. I slid one in front of my new companion and did as she said, taking a sip of my own drink as I did. “You’re new to this, aren’t you?”
“Is it that obvious?”
“Yeah, kind of, just try to relax,” she turned to face me, so my hand was resting on the side of her waist, and brushed the hair back off my face. I looked deep into her lush green eyes for several moments. “Wow that is one intense look you got there!”
“I’m sorry,” I looked away.
“Don’t be,” the woman grabbed my face and made me look at her again. “I like it,” she returned my look.
“Maybe we’d be more convincing if we kissed?” I suggested.
“I think you’re right,” she whispered just loud enough for me to hear and then our lips were locked, tongues tied.
“Hey!” Someone pulled me from behind. I turned around to see the ex-girlfriend standing in front of me with an empty bottle in her hand. A split second after recognising her a massive pain erupting from the top of my head and shooting down my spine, jarring my whole body. Things went black for a few moments and the next thing I realised I’m slummed over on the ground.
