You and Sam had just gotten home from training for a couple hours. It's not close to lunch time and as always, you'd be the one cooking as Sam would probably—most definitely— burn the apartment down.
You decided to make breakfast for lunch, but as your were grabbing the eggs, you remember seeing videos of people cracking eggs on their partner's head, so naturally, you wanted to give it a go.
You set your phone up with some object you found in the kitchen and start recording.
"Babe!" You call out to her, hearing a 'yeah' from her, hearing footsteps come closer. "Come help me film this recipe video. People've been asking me to do like what I eat in a day and just want you in the video with me."
"Alright, so what do I do." Sam asks after washing her hands.
"Just sit there and look pretty. Won't be too hard, you're fuckin' hot."
"I love how blunt you are." She kisses your cheek.
"Alright. Hi, guys. I'm here with my girlfriend, Sam, and this is what I'm making us for lunch after training. I'm craving breakfast food, so that is what I'm making." You grab a bowl and your eggs and show them to the camera. "Sam is here trying not to be useless in the kitchen by the way."
"You told me to just stand there." She looks playfully offended.
"You can help with cracking the eggs. Okay so I'll be using four eggs." You grab an egg and use Sam's head to crack it open.
Sam flinches. "Oh my god! You did not just do that!"
"What? I said you can help crack the eggs."
"But on my head? Babe!"
You grab another egg and crack it on her head, Sam not expecting you to do it again, leaving her speechless.
"I can't believe- I can't believe you."
You are not full on laughing, almost dropping to the ground. You stop the recording, wiping literal tears from your eyes.
"Guess you're not useless in here after all."
"I hate you."
"Love you too!"
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Fanfictionimagines I wrote of women footballers! *ignore spelling mistakes pls, ty!*
